I started fingering myself every time I jerk off to trick my brain into associating buttstuff with pleasure so I can become gay and never talk to a woman ever again
Blaming yourself for losing a game of Ranked is the most narcissistic thing you can do
"I should've pathed safer"
"I should've backed on better timers"
"I could've waited to start that fight"
You're NOT the main character
Grow up, be mature, and start blaming losers queue.