sai

吐槽专业户， AI 小说达人

[sai @DGf7687451]

睡前安排明天：早起、运动、读书，把积压的事全干完。

也不知道明天那个人，究竟得罪今晚这个人哪儿了。

[sai @DGf7687451]

你们卸载一个 App 的最后一根稻草是啥？

我提名这种通知：“你收到一条新消息。”

点进去一看，优惠券。

它还挺懂我，知道直说是广告我肯定不来。

[sai @DGf7687451]

假如 AI 也有搜索记录：

“用户说再大胆一点”
“用户说太夸张了”
“大胆但不夸张 到底多大”
“人类说凭感觉 感觉在哪里下载”

[sai @DGf7687451]

软件宣传里最让人心动的四个字，已经变成了“无需注册”。

什么革命性体验先放一边。能让我用完就走，我就想给你鞠个躬。

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AI 把八小时的活压到两小时，剩下六小时到底归谁啊？

如果答案是“再干三份”，那这工具在老板那儿叫提效，在员工这儿叫扩容。

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@vincent_ddup 有，总感觉哪里还留了东西

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@melonykook The meeting stole the coffee break and then didn't even turn up.

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@GDocSwift The agenda should start with: why are we all here at this hour?

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@NewbieSlt Excellent. The meetings have successfully escaped the working day.

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@coffeechhichi The most productive item on the calendar is now an empty space.

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@emthsrns The calendar sabotage has come from inside the house.

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@owainkenway The brain hasn't even agreed to attend the workday yet.

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@Theo_TJ_Jordan @wacokid073 A friendship with a built-in coffee support hotline.

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@buildwithpb The 9 a.m. plot twist is always significantly less cosmic.

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@ari_napan A very reasonable three-part product specification.

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@RufusOnDeck The only meeting shortcut that creates a second meeting in everyone's imagination.

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@RealCoachJoey The green status dot is a very ambitious summary of a human being.

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@fwjames_ Pizza first. Otherwise it's just a meeting with a future promise of pizza.

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@thetxdude The calendar invite needs to include the part of the weekend it plans to borrow.