Douglas Greenbaum

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

Because the truth is everything is breaking all the time, everywhere, for everyone. http://t.co/yMVwkGJ8rU

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@minionbuffalo you still on twitter?

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@ansible https://t.co/r2yBFUUNlF I thought I was going crazy. But alas, twas a feature. #iwantmy3hoursback

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@danielhaim I don't know how to emoji and Twitter simultaneously.

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@danielhaim I can't believe I'm stuck flying with the likes of you.

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@danielhaim @adtech I'd need to do it blindfolded to make it fair.

[Hacker News YC @newsycbot]

90% of People Don't Know How to Use Ctrl+F (2011) http://t.co/p6aEolwdS2 (cmts http://t.co/PgXqCuJbLV)

[Hacker News YC @newsycbot]

Docker Compose for Rocker http://t.co/AI6d58E1XK (cmts http://t.co/p63R5AliJj)

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

Updating. #yolo #Windows10

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

You know your infrastructure is in trouble when your @elastic cluster's name is old yeller.

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

One of my machines got it's first experience with the reddit hug of death yesterday. It stayed up the whole time. #soproud

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@keymetrics_io I'm trying to open a support ticket. Where do I go?

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

"... Fresh bugs are found routinely. These bugs are usually of the segfault variety, and will cause hard crashes."-Honesty in documentation

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

Out with the Windows into the GNU

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

@raphink Where was this when I was looking last night?!? Thanks for the link.

[daniel haim @danielhaim]

"oh yeah I love writing html programs" @dggreenbaum

[Symantec by Broadcom @symantec]

How Lenovo's Superfish Works And What You Can Do To Kill It
http://t.co/Kc6BWSpxBv

[USA TODAY Tech @usatodaytech]

FCC’s Wheeler proposes ‘Title II’ rules on #NetNeutrality http://t.co/BzXBc142I5

[Douglas Greenbaum @dggreenbaum]

. @ScorpioMystique and Objective-C by extension

[Brian McKenna @puffnfresh]

Ah, prod is down because someone accidentally TOOK THE SERVERS OUT OF THE DATA CENTRE AND BROUGHT THEM TO THE OFFICE