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[d j @dgibs20]

@ChipotleTweets there’s a bug swimming my medium salsa

[d j @dgibs20]

What sounds better for a job

[d j @dgibs20]

@DylanFedericoWX go save that kitten dylan 😡😡

[d j @dgibs20]

ever since i had covid 4 times my hair hasn’t been the same 😭

[d j @dgibs20]

@nypost Fuck off Malcom

[d j @dgibs20]

@pulte sat on the couch hungover and cried about work tomorrow

[d j @dgibs20]

i’m blocked by Pauly D on instagram and twitter, Brody Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, and Jonathan Cheban. Put some respect on my name

[d j @dgibs20]

i want to see spongebob overcome his biggest challenge in life and get his drivers license

[d j @dgibs20]

back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off 😭😭😭 i can’t believe i gotta work to live

[d j @dgibs20]

when i was in college and lived in the dorms whenever someone would take my laundry out of the dryer i would sit in the laundry room and wait for their clothes to be done drying. then i would put them in a random washer on heavy duty with bleach

[d j @dgibs20]

@maria29xoxo

[d j @dgibs20]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[d j @dgibs20]

@briantheruller i graduated college 2 years ago and i can’t spell receieved or restaruant

[d j @dgibs20]

i hate when i ask someone to spell something and they start saying “Dog Cat Elbow Nancy Rainbow” like wtf? just fucking say the letter now i gotta work in morse code to figure it out

[d j @dgibs20]

@pulte i’ve got my notifications on $djgiblin

[d j @dgibs20]

@pulte Came running i got the notification and thought it was for me! $djgiblin

[d j @dgibs20]

@laurloffredoxo LMFAOOOOOOO it’s been 7 years this month

[d j @dgibs20]

i cant believe when i was 17 i smoked weed and got so paranoid i called the police crying that sour patch kids were following me 😭 my mom never forgave me

[d j @dgibs20]

i work from home during the week. should i get a weekend job at a restaurant to get outta the house

[d j @dgibs20]

mcdonald’s just doesn’t hit like it used to 😭😭 @McDonalds do better

[d j @dgibs20]

do girl scout cookie stands take apple pay