Dan Goodwin

Susquehanna university student. studying theater production.

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

"@TheFunnySayings: Making secret nicknames for people you don't like, with your best friend." @stagehand91

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Do not expect a "Bless You" after your 5th sneeze. Get that shit under fucking control..

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Screw YOLO...How about F.I.S.H: Fuck It, Shit Happens!

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

Grades do not measure intelligence.

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

@house_man_Balbi sucks

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

Here I come 97th and Columbus. #byebyephilly

[AC @alexcodesx]

If I text you, it means I miss you. If I don't text you, it just means I'm waiting for you to miss me

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

@ajakes32 sheetz at night without you, not as much fun. I hope everything is okay back home

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

Just tripped in public, got to laugh.

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

"@Brotips_HQ: #1328. Every set of bros needs a, "the person we're talking about is right behind you" signal. #brotips @ajakes32 @stagehand91

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a flying fuck. The end.

[Why Da Fux SU @WhyDaFuxSU]

#whydafuxSU because smith is a rite of fucking passage into adulthood

[Ginger Problems @GingerProblems]

The Sun: Burning gingers so we don't have to. #GingerProblems

[Brotips @brotips]

#1268. A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service: All you do is play games. #brotips #sub

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

Five loads of laundry, it's a party.

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

Two shows today, not pumped about it.

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

First dress tonight, only seeing funny girl ten more times.

[Dan Goodwin @dgoodwiniv]

@house_man_Balbi