Dylan

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[Dylan @DGraham326]

According to my calculations it has taken exactly 333 days but I have finally done it. The first word of all my tweets (including this one) dating back to November 9th 2019 now reads as the opening monologue to the Bee Movie. I will now be retiring from twitter

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@channan923 This is the one

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@ISSPissTracker Dear Mr. IssPissTracker. Where do you get your data? What happens when it goes to 100%? Does it get recycled at a certain threshold? Thank you for this service to the community

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@ryanhanrahan Bombogenesis AKA BOMB CYCLONE!!!! We did it Ryan!!!!! ❄️ 🌪️

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@channan923 @ryanhanrahan Yes! We have a 25mb drop. Its like you didn’t even watch @ryanhanrahan video earlier! Lock in Conor, there is an explosive typhoon headed our way

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@ryanhanrahan 25mb drop… people are calling this a bomb cyclone Ryan!

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@ryanhanrahan Blizzard or BOMB CYCLONE????

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@ryanhanrahan Great video Ryan!! The people want to know the age old question though… bomb cyclone???

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@ryanhanrahan When do we get to start calling this a bomb cyclone?? This feels very bomb cyclone to me Ryan!

[Dylan @DGraham326]

How do you go about telling your roomba that his parents went bankrupt and that he might be Chinese now?

[Bloomberg @business]

iRobot, the company that makes the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, has filed for bankruptcy. It has reached a restructuring support agreement that will hand control to its main supplier and lender Shenzhen PICEA Robotics, and Santrum Hong Kong. https://t.co/r09Db5p26s

📷: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@tiggr_ "heal teammates for health with the support" challenge doesn't work. Throwing supply bags on revived teammates adds no challenge progress and neither does the teammate hitting E on the support directly. This was broken on first release, fixed briefly after patch and now again bad

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@georgesantos I follow you for your integrity and truth-based reporting. This blunder has greatly diminished your great reputation. Please don’t let it happen again

[Dylan @DGraham326]

Calling Tristan my partner to not risk getting denied a second Costco card for the account. If you see Bill at the Norwalk Costco play it cool

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@channan923 Oh we’re so back

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@Beckygraham816 @McDonalds @DOGE 🙏

[Dylan @DGraham326]

@Beckygraham816 @McDonalds @DOGE

[Dylan @DGraham326]

On this 74th day of 2025 the sneeze gods have finally caught up with me. Can’t be upset with a record setting year but I really thought my last sneeze may have been behind me. Thoughts and prayers welcome at this time

[Dylan @DGraham326]

Ladies and gentlemen, today marks 50 days since I last sneezed and makes it a record for my last 5(?) years of attempts. The only thing that could possibly stop me now is a city killer sized asteroid. I expect some sort of medal if I get through the the whole year. 🚫🤧2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣

[Dylan @DGraham326]

https://t.co/1w90kRxLI2

[Dylan @DGraham326]

This is about that time where I jinx it and say things are going well and I think I could go forever but I’m not going to jinx it this year. Just know though that things are going well and I do think I could go forever as long as I don’t jinx it

[Dylan @DGraham326]

Ladies and gentlemen, today marks 50 days since I last sneezed and makes it a record for my last 5(?) years of attempts. The only thing that could possibly stop me now is a city killer sized asteroid. I expect some sort of medal if I get through the the whole year. 🚫🤧2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣

[Dylan @DGraham326]

I downloaded a sleep tracker on Monday and woke up this morning 1h 20m in “sleep debt”. If I don’t pay this debt back does it go to collections? If I default on my sleep do they come and tape my eyes open? Will the stress of my sleep debt prevent me from sleeping? (Yes)