Dave

karma yoga through the kali yuga

[Dave @dgraz]

Chop wood, carry water.

[Dave @dgraz]

@SubwayTakes @JLo Is JLo from one of the boroughs? I forget.

[trevy @chillextremist]

They used to call you hipster if you watched a movie in a different language or knew how to ride a bicycle

[Dave @dgraz]

I can’t find the right ginger ale. Just can’t put my finger on it.

[Arthur Dent @ARTHURdented]

Still laughing thinking about this.

[Dave @dgraz]

@ARTHURdented @TheWapplehouse The one two punch. It’s a perfect video.

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Dave @dgraz]

My 3 and a half year old son, Skip, the past 3 weeks:

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

Easily still the funniest clip from his second term for me

[Dave @dgraz]

Radha Rama Hare Govinda Jai Jai

[Dave @dgraz]

@Jojoisgone39014 @Acyn You’re Marco Rubio’s mom posting under a fake account to support your son on twitter

[Dave @dgraz]

@Jojoisgone39014 @Acyn Marcos mom’s burner account.

[Dave @dgraz]

@klara_sjo No tasers??

[Dave @dgraz]

3 of my favorite things

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[Dave @dgraz]

@coldcallsniper Do you have a bulletin board of post its with your bad ideas on them?

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Watching Love on the Spectrum and this lady was telling her boyfriend how she wasn’t invited to prom in high school and it made her sad.

He hits her with “Well you got yourself a cowboy now” and it’s the smoothest line of all time

[Dave @dgraz]

I love small ball.

[Dave @dgraz]

@st_louis_stan Hissing snake for sure

[Dave @dgraz]

@ManchMayor Waaaaa the teenagers are giving me more delicious ice cream than I expected waaaaaaa