David Grimes

Brought to you by my parents.

[David Grimes @dgrimes77792]

@jordohhh I love u

[JoshTheProgressive @joshforprogress]

The Oklahoma House of Represenatives District 98 honored Samantha Fulnecky with a “Citation of Recognition” after she refused to CITE any empirical evidence in her failed college essay.

Nothing like handing out participation awards to their boldest and brightest, no wonder Oklahoma is ranked 50th in the nation in Education!

[Romcomi @romcomi]

Just voted

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID https://t.co/9YweYh6NXs

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I can't stop watching this.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We're in Vegas, of course we had a trick up our sleeve 😉

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

Tubi just got folks punched and tv remotes thrown

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS !!!!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Who else on 4th down but Kelce?

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

5TH STRAIGHT APPEARANCE!!!!! 🖐

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

QB1 does it himself 😤

[QUADECA @Quadeca]

jake paul after boxing for 3 years and beating people who aren't boxers at boxing

[David Grimes @dgrimes77792]

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[David Grimes @dgrimes77792]

@zachbraff Remember that episode of scrubs where Turk and JD met that old game show host who said his show was never taken off air because he did it in his basement ? That’s going to be Trump’s “Second Term”

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[David Grimes @dgrimes77792]

@dacarthy Now come to EU and try it. 👎🏼

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[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸 #calvinandhobbes