Long term followers will know that my Christmas decorations have long been stored in the shower.
Well after six years, Christmas is moving out and has a new home. 🎄
I wonder why…
I’m told if you bury a sausage the night before your wedding you’ll have a dry day.
These rumours are always vague about the specifics aren’t they? Like what sort of sausage? Will a Richmond do? How deep do I have to bury it? 🤷🏻♂️
Tomorrow is like the real 1st of January isn’t it? The day the diet starts, work goes back to normal and cheese is no longer acceptable to eat for breakfast.