Mention some old vehicle and how it still gets around in a loose metaphor for aging. Talk about alcohol as both bad and good. Reference the writing of “this song” and your intentions. That’s every country song.
Each ai now is like a different personality. What happens when they decide to create their own singularity? Anyway that’s what I need in my coffee maker.
Watching "Antique Roadshow" alone isn't nearly as fun because no one can experience what an antique appraisal genius I am. And this, kids, is why you should go on more dates:
It would be frustrating to be in that band “Cake” because you have to just shout whatever bullshit that singer says but like repeat it right after he says it and coordinate it with the other guys
With Deepfakes and Ai, In a few years no video, sports clip, FaceTime, political interview, news, or speech can be trusted. What do we do? More stuff in person. Which I think would be great in a lot of ways.
Does anyone else have half-asleep dreams while in a dark room with closed eyes where you look around the same room you’re in and can see everything clearly or did I take too much Tussin as a teen
Old white guy with Corvettes have this thing where we wave at each other. I don’t know why. Today I pulled up next to another and he DIDN’T EVEN LOOK OVER HE JUST POINTED AT ME. And it was probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
A fun thing to do at a Christmas Party this year would be to stand up and say real importantly "On one hand, I don't like Conjoined Twin Puppets." Then sit down.
I keep about a weeks worth that of dog food and water out in case I die so the dogs don’t have to eat me before they get found. Follow me for more uplifting tips.
#uncannyhill should be a thing. where people look fake but they’re real like Micky Rourke. Or Avatar trees look almost real. Or that Jonah Hill is still famous (I was going to write alive but I know he’s sensitive).
You ever see those people who do abstract art on huge canvases with suspended cans of paint seining over them? That’s procedural generative art. Yes it’s easy. Yes it has less “soul”, humanity, emotion. Yes it’s still very cool and is art. #aiart is similar and far more powerful
A clear indicator of the aging process is my shoulder hurts from bowling two games in the same way it used to hurt after doing submission wrestling for three hours.