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🏀 Ecclesiastes 3:1-4 || Ideal role model

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Endrick: me puedo subir contigo en el coche?

Ancelotti:

[nia🇵🇸 @palesnia]

The World Cup is such a crazy time 😭I am reading sentences that have never been put together before

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

Selling my Porsche and I asked a potential buyer for proof of funds before he test drives it.

He responded with this:

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!

[joel @AyeItsJoel]

When you can’t scalp product at full market price

[New York Jets @nyjets]

football is ART (craft blend)

your 2026 Jets schedule reveal 🎨 ⬇️

[CG @cgtwts]

software engineers and cs grad students right now:

[Foodies @MrFoodies]

I've never wanted something so unnecessary in my life

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Buddy flipped the camera to share his reaction 2026 isn’t real

[Kyle Hamilton @kyledhamilton_]

I just got brutally framemogged

[me irl @me_when_irl]

When you finish downloading GTA 6 and you hear someone in China just ate a bat again

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

If MJ did this they'd call it "the layup that stopped time" or sum

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[Wolves Talk @twolvestalk32]

Updated my girl on the Wolves. This is the kind of respect Mike Conley got in this state.

[John @iam_johnw]

Not even a saints fan but this not getting called with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line is still insane