David

Tech Devices stan account

[David @dh_5__]

Monday’s r depressing, here’s a pic of creamfields being built

[David @dh_5__]

80+ triples the 🐐

[FUTBIN @FUTBIN]

Flex your best Level Up packs👇

[David @dh_5__]

It’s lonely at the top 🐐

[David @dh_5__]

After much deliberation I have come to a conclusion. Rafa Benitez is simply Kevs Cab with a mask on.

[David @dh_5__]

I fucking hate Everton but I’ve still booked Monday off to watch the Arsenal game.

[David @dh_5__]

Bit of a chilly one 4 years ago at Marine.

[David @dh_5__]

Hope Brands does well at his next club it’s very clear to see the issues stem from people above him.

[rob @darrenworld69]

@ToffeeTVEFC @THT1878 @PED7 @EvertonArentWe @EvertonNewsFeed

[David @dh_5__]

The worst thing about the Derby is women who exclusively watch football for the Derby messaging me telling me Everton are shit. I am aware

[David @dh_5__]

3-1 down and he’s brought on Delph 👍🏼

[David @dh_5__]

Needs a mobility scooter Coleman the fucking pensioner

[David @dh_5__]

@reececlovis Glad I controlled the urge to throw away my money

[David @dh_5__]

170/1 for Van Dijk an Rondon both to get a card ?

[David @dh_5__]

Michael Owen makes me want to cut my own ears off.

[David @dh_5__]

looks like when footballers meet NBA players

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_inside]

#BallonDor ✨ 𝙇𝙚𝙤 𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞

#TropheeYachine 🏆 @gigiodonna1

#PSGOGCN

[David @dh_5__]

@mnevib97 Printing money

[David @dh_5__]

two in midfield

[Everton @Everton]

📋 | Your Blues for tonight's Merseyside derby…

COYB! 🔵

#EVELIV

[David @dh_5__]

where can I watch it from

[David @dh_5__]

why don’t we scran like that round here, I had chips with grated cheese on top at Witton Albion once

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Burger at Oxford City FC (@OxCityFC)

💷 £3.50

[David @dh_5__]

Commence operation convince me mate to cover me in work so I can watch us get twatted 0-4

[David @dh_5__]

I have never related to a tweet this much in my entire life.