New Man Kramer

idk

[Kyle Melo @KyleMel0]

@realboshek Oklahoma City played Indiana in the NBA Finals last season. lol

[John Steigerwald @Steigerworld2]

@realboshek Yeah like those AFC finals between Buffalo and Kansas City.

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

What a fucking electric game for the Flyers

I feel like I just watched the hockey version of the Rhys Hoskins Bat Spike game with this Free The Dawgs celly

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[Melo @melo_mp4]

If you still think AJ wasted his career in with Jalen Hurts, this is for you!

AJ/Jalen 62 games played
Tyreek/Patty 60 games played

• Total Yards: AJB 5,340 > Hill 4,854
• Total Targets: AJB 521 > Hill 520
• Yards/Game: AJB 81.2 > Hill 80.9
• Targets/Game: Hill 8.6 > AJB 8.4
• TDs/Game: Hill 0.71 > AJB 0.52

Season-highs:
AJB 1,496 yds vs Hill’s 1,479 (w/ Mahomes)
AJ Brown also has two 1,400+ yard seasons with the Eagles. Hill has one with the Chiefs.

Facts are facts

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hockey Fans Are Suddenly Flabbergasted By Point System That Has Been In Place For Over 20 Years Because Their Favorite Team Missed The Playoffs https://t.co/ajWAflgQ63

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@Buccigross Hi, John. We’re here to tell you ESPN doesn’t care about hockey.

[Philly sports thruther @phillysportruth]

FLYERS ARE IN A PLAYOFF SPOT

[Jack Jablonski @Jabs_13]

No other sport has a guy announcing the morning of he’s going to get his ass kicked out of honor.

Hockey is awesome.

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

We have a WIP problem, not an AJ problem

[Jason Ashworth @AllAshworth]

Piss off best player ✅
Trade your best situational lefty reliever ✅
Let starting CF walk for cheap ✅
Get played by Bo Bichette ✅
Tell your catcher he’s 2nd best option ✅
Overpay him as a result ✅
Make a spectacle of Casty situation ✅

Hell of an offseason. 👏🏼
#Phillies

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨Bad Bunny just got HIT HARD, his Super Bowl halftime show LOST MILLIONS of viewers right when he took the stage!

Nielsen data shows a 7.7M viewer drop (from 135.9M pre-halftime to 128.2M during his set) a record exodus percentage from the game’s peak!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Super Bowl…

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

It's simple economics:

Junk food and soda is the #1 expenditure of SNAP recipients.

January 1st: RFK removed sodas and junk food from SNAP.

February 1st: Pepsi (the parent company of Doritos) reduced prices by 15%.

[🦅 Nick @PhillyNick100]

Offensive masterclass

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Xavier Gipson has 38 career touches and 12 fumbles, equating to a 32% fumble rate.

(H/T Secondhandfood on Reddit)

[i don't even like sports, actually. @ilovechooch]

maybe we can finally stop talking about jalen and aj and spend the next week talking about the actual fucking problems (the oline, patullo, sirianni).

[Shane Haff @ShaneHaffNFL]

Over the Eagles final 7 possessions they went 3 and out 3 times, gained just over 100 total yards, and scored 0 points against the 31st ranked scoring defense in the NFL.

This is why I’ve been talking about the Eagles offense for 2 months now. It’s a disaster that isn’t getting better and just cost them a game against the worst defense they will face the rest of the season.

[Brenden Deeg @BrendenDeeg_]

- 14 total penalties
- 2 fumbles lost
- 21-point blown lead

Just a complete and utter meltdown. One of the grossest Eagles games I’ve ever seen.