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[Dhan @dhanesshM]

The only actor i'll ever put on a pedestal is James Spader and James Spader alone.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

A Rice and Anderson midfield would cost you a combined £221m and they’re both allergic to forward passes.

This market is so finished.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Biden allowed you to make smaller student loan payments, but guess what! You were still accruing interest!

So he basically found a way to get MORE money out of student borrowers long-term, and progressives actually cheered him on for it

lol

lmao, even

[mika @mikasagrada]

A COVID-19 não foi há 3 anos.

Foi há 7 anos.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani This is a lie. You balanced the budget by borrowing billions from the NY state government which pushed back pension payments, so you literally took money from "the backs of hardworking people."

Don’t get it twisted.

[jawz @sayinshallah]

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- $300K+ annual salary
- Work from home
- 10 hours per week
- Equity

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Your problem is you looking at him like a hero and we look at him like a nigga who get shit done

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BACKROOMS’ has become the first A24 film to pass $300M worldwide.

[Dr. Matthew M. Wielicki @MatthewWielicki]

Elizabeth Warren has been in Washington for over a decade. During that time, the federal government has spent roughly $80 trillion.

If after $80 trillion your solution is still "tax Elon Musk," you're admitting the problem isn't revenue... it's government spending.

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

What😭😭 😭

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Notice how socialists never talk about seizing the wealth of George Soros or any of the other multi-billionaires who bankroll their operations. They would be praising Elon to the sky, and vigorously protecting his wealth, if he were politically on their side.

[Nick Matau @nick_matau]

Yes Gavin... the system is rigged

Elon built companies... how did you buy this?

[Cav Senpai @cavannastan]

Again for those in the back, Elon once offered to cut a check for $6 BILLION to the WFB to "eliminate World hunger" as they said the money could. His one condition was that the accounting was public.

They did not accept.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

STFU and SIT DOWN.

You create NOTHING, you build NOTHING and you employ NO ONE!!!

You’ve lived off taxpayers for decades. You’re the problem, Pocahontas…. Not Elon!!!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Hey Pocahontas, it’s been over a YEAR since I asked you this, and you STILL haven’t told us:

How did you amass a $12 MILLION net worth on a $176,000 salary??!

The math ain’t mathin’!

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Elon has created thousands of millionaires. The only millionaire you’ve created is yourself. Elon is a wealth creator. You are a looter. While your title is POLITICIAN, your real profession should be called THIEF.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

They won the league & continue to keep talking about Bruno’s 21st assist 😭😭😭😭😭😭