Dan Halen

Bucs, Mets, Knicks, Canucks. There are so many tools and AssHats on the Twitter.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

Mike Babycock will be the final nail in the coffin that is McDavid's tenure in Edmonton.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

Wow, Qatar is ass at soccer.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

Obviously none of these retards have swimming pools. Algae has been my nemesis for years.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Holy shit.

There is a pro algae protest happening at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Yes, a pro ALGAE protest.

This is the final boss of retards. Unbelievable

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@landofthe80s Bubblicious > Hubba Bubba > Bubble Yum.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@DonnieandDhali No. Grey Cup 1994. Lui Passaglia winning it for the Lions over Baltimore.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@BBGreatMoments When I was a kid my brother told me it was ELB and the team was called the Elbows.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@td_nash

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@ThatEricAlper "Piss Up a Rope" is a banger.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@misselenacute AI

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@Morris_Monye AI

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@Travis1 Donald Igwebuike

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@BBGreatMoments The Kingdome was ass.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

Congrats on the cup, Whalers. Lesser of 2 evils, I guess.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@quinnfinite10 I take 60ml at a time. Doesn't rock my world but helps me live whilst my knees and back fail me.

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Germany just became lots of people's favorite team...

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@heatdaddy69420 Because every time they go into the corner they open a store.

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

He is absolutely right. Now get down on your knees with your shine box and make sure our trophy is spotless for our parade Thursday Douchebag.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@CTtheMicSlayer @spurfectblog @LVSportsNetwork Bro was getting a ring regardless if the Knicks or Spurs won. I would've been celebrating the whole time too.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@ThatEricAlper The corner of an inflatable guitar used by steve vai that was thrown into the crowd and ripped apart by fans. DLR concert 88 in Vancouver.