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consultant. pats fan. tweets all my own. unless I'm hacked.

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@HoffProf Yes

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@HoffProf This is an absolute crock. We all definitely believe we’re buying the games just as much as you buy a physical game. Just look at how mad people are when Steam erases their games or whatever.

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@soham_nayak04 You won’t be a trillionaire because you don’t own 100%. Busted.

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@annbauerwriter https://t.co/qVtb3iNVtk

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@homegymcoop This is why he had a weak arm from the outfield

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@SaraSmartist I know. It was a joke. :)

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@SaraSmartist I assume he means you’re having a baby

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@justinskycak I took a graduate level math course as a senior. As a non math major I had little idea what was going on. By far the best kid in the class was a freshman. Some people really are just untouchable geniuses.

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@AlbertBreer Bill Belichick was right. Just make everything reviewable. The standard is “clearly wrong on review”. If anything is clearly wrong why wouldn’t we let them make it right?

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@Footballguyscom My team that has been working all season now says I need an elite subscription. Any help?

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@alec_lewis Please. Thank you.

@DrakeMaye2 @CoachMikeVrabel

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@pokerorg @CaesarsNOLA No it isn’t. Sure he beats some value bets. He also loses to a lot of things. It might be a nit roll but definitely not a slow roll.

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@DougPolkVids Way to miss the point completely, Doug

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@PatsFlamini Certainly sports are not for… the former #1 ranked player in the world… hmmm…

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@amit32883 @SaraSmartist Unlikely. She lost, rebought, and lost again. Hard to do that in one big hand.

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@DougPolkVids Why do I feel like you will get aces cracked like five times and it will be your last hand to win with?

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@CoreyB08 You geniuses saying it’s never happening have some free money sitting on draft kings

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@YAppelbaum Are you joking? AI is already better at humanities than 99% of humanity.

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@derek_wolters @beanzpoker Make it formulaic and conservative and just let people buy from the fund automatically