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[Big Pheelz 🇪🇸🇦🇷🇳🇴 @yung_pheelz01]

This is how Barcelona transfer will go.

1. Sign Bernardo Silva for free

2. Find one cheap LCB from Astana we’ve
never heard of (don’t even think of Bastoni)

3. Eventually retain Rashford (all those linking to players are just to make you guys happy)

4. Look for one 35 year old free agent striker or one Smallie to gas you people up that there’s potential

Then complain about referees when they get knocked out from the UCL next season.

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHH! 🥵

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

1. Drinking pure water
2. Eating vegetable salad

I just found out these are the leading causes of typhoid in Ghana.

[𝚄𝙶𝙾𝙲𝙷𝚄𝙺𝚆𝚄⚡️ @UgoOsinobi]

"A La Liga at hand is worth more than a UCL in the bush"

Shakespeare go fear Barça fans 😭😭😭

[Opoku Boadi @thep_royal1]

@Adam_FaithfulM You must watch how this preacher explains the sufferings Jesus went through…wow😭😭

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

"This girl said she loves me
Lemme tell her to get me a new phone to see if she really love me"

You see how stupid that sounds??

[deeeep @deeeeeeepv]

Ah chaleeeeee you people dey suffer for Accra o🤣🤣🤣

[🇱🇷UGLYBOY with SEXYMONEY🇬🇭 @MisterChances]

Tears in my eyessss😭😭😭😭

[Lamine Xtra @Yamal_Xtra]

Lamine Yamal.

That's the tweet.

https://t.co/e5U0j5NwLB

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

Imagine Ishowspeed falling for this old trick man 😂😂

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Former Liverpool player Fabinho tried to sub himself off after fouling an opponent so the referee wouldn’t give him a second yellow… but it was too late 😭😂

Al-Ittihad down to 10 men

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[ᴊᴏᴅᴇʟ ʜᴜʙ 🥱🇬🇭 @jodelhub1]

Detty December indeed😂

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

Ayoub El Kaabi's 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 bicycle kick goal that doubled the lead for Morocco. 🇲🇦🎯
https://t.co/FlpyWfP9jl

[recca a @rrkhamrthaa]

He's been traumatized for life!🤣

[Prince BYK🥇 @dawgdeyfool]

This video will always trend on christmas 🤣

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I feel like iPhones need to start coming with an instruction manual cause why am I always learning new stuff every day

[ⒶⒹⒺⓎ @adegotyou]

bro gender equality ends here.