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[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

corporate jobs really be having you (25) go head to head with some 55 year old man before 9am even hits 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve never come back from a weekend feeling relaxed and reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

People who post on LinkedIn and genuinely enjoy their corporate career terrify me.

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

I'm grateful to women who hyphenate their last names, because you immediately know that they're going to be a pain in the ass.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What I do at work:

- Spreadsheets
- Emails
- Spreadsheets about emails
- Emails about spreadsheets
- Meetings based on emails where we talk about spreadsheets

[Neet @neet_sol]

People who work 9-5’s are like fuck yeah I have 1-3pm off one day in July for a dentist appointment

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

ADHD is writing a perfectly organized to-do list in color-coded categories, then spending 45 minutes researching the “best pens for productivity” instead of doing a single thing on the list.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

she look like they just told her

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[kristy⸆⸉☁️🦦❤️‍🔥 @taysservant]

Ed Sheeran reading this

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

I used to think it was Big of Me that I didn't Hold Grudges but then I realized I just have ADHD and simply, cannot remember what happened

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Toxic came on at the club last night and a 24 year old said they never heard that song before

[Libriscent @libriscent]

ADHD: I see something. I want it. I buy it.

Autism: I see something. I question it. I don’t buy it.

AuDHD: I see something. I want it. I compare every single option for days on end. I buy it too late or never.

[masha @masha_slp]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[Libriscent @libriscent]

One of the most humbling ADHD realizations? The excitement comes from planning the hobby—not actually doing it. The dopamine wasn’t in doing the hobby… it was in imagining the version of me who would.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Maybe it’s not the Sunday scaries…maybe it’s just the dread of a 40 hour 9-5pm workweek designed a 100 years ago that no longer makes sense

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Has me in fucking stitches every single time