David L. Hill

Comic, writer, Tetris addict. 1/3 of @CharmingCheetah. 1/2 of @ThemRoomies.

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Two of my co-workers are currently discussing the genius of Phil Collins. Is this what hell is?

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@LetsChatRevill chat's with @JohnAndrewMyers who works in the art department on TV shows you love (@cyborgturkey, @CommunityTV) plays drums in @lovequalsdeath_) and is the author of the @MereMortalsSaga! #podernfamily #letschatclub https://t.co/jyWmsLWMoh

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@alisontafel Nailed it!

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@alisontafel THANKS! GREAT SUCCESS!

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@alisontafel TO YOUR TWEETS. SERIOUSLY, I’N NOT GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY HOW DO I GET RID OF YOUR TWEETS?

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@alisontafel UNSUBSCRIBE

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@alisontafel Is this because I flashed the poster on zoom last night?

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Take a couple minutes outta your day for some good old fashioned punk rock featuring the slickest drummer out there, @JohnAndrewMyers

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Thank god the #vpdebate is over so I can finally focus on what truly matters: watching Hubie Halloween on Netflix.

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Flies often hang around steaming piles of shit. #VPDebate

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Pence’s hair looks like a patch of that fake snow they lay down for miniature Christmas villages. #VPDebate

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Pence is seated near two women, doesn’t his wife need to be in the room with him? #VPDebate

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I believe all the best comedy shines a light on the truth. This explains why Republicans are so fucking unfunny. Ba-zing! Roasted ‘em!

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Today I had my first busy day since mid-March. What a thrill!

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Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

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@LucasBrownEyes I always think of Sacheen Littlefeather. The clip of her accepting Brando’s Oscar and getting booed offstage fills me with fury every time. More recently, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs portrayed all Native characters as nothing more than savage enemies. This shit needs to end.

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@YsoSrus @eavoss @NewRockstars Those were the days. Ah, to have our youth again. Haha! By the way, good eyes, Morgan. Hope all is well with you!

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New #FionaApple album today. I’d like to say it’s the little things that help during this pandemic, but I wouldn’t qualify her talents as “little.” I don’t use the word genius too often, though she’s certainly worthy of the title. Listen up, friends.

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New releases from @PearlJam and @nineinchnails are making the world a little easier to handle right now, and I thank them from the bottom of my heart.

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Lots of talk of conspiracy regarding #Covid_19 and I can confirm that the real conspiracy is that the global pandemic was started by my dog in a desperate attempt to get me and my wife to work from home. Welp, it worked.

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@hollyhoxie Eh, fuck it, why not? Hope you’re staying safe!