The_Himpressionist

You get to find out with time..😏

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@FabrizioRomano @SundayWorldZA According to Erigga, "Who die, die... dah one na e luck." 😏 I'd feel sorry for a dying witch than I would for any South African! I said it. 😑

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@Onsogbu Baba mount e android. But you wey your papa dey scan face for loan apps up and down, go come dey differentiate, "iPhone and Android users" here and there. Idiotu!

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@RealitySmoke @thee_ovie A mf is one who says, "and only qualified once". If you're as smart as you prove to be with your screenshots, you'd understand the phrase, "and only qualified once" is not what you should have used at all.

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@RealitySmoke @thee_ovie He qualified twice. 11 appearances. 2002 (even played against Nigeria) and 2006

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@Alfred1omale @theMadridZone His red card was against Italy in the final, sir. He gave Henry a lovely assist for the only goal in the match. Difference between who watched and who was told. 😉

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@OlakunleSaid That one wey dey tear jaga-jaja lines, say na rap.

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@LegacySiu Xabi Alonso and Pepe Reina.

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@UTDMael The sniper... Toni friggin' Kroos!

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@andre_veon @BigDDvibes Lol. Nobody writes, "Savio" with a special letter "a" character. Doesn't take much to know an AI (Google AI or whichever's) assisted response.

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@Neduszn8 Kolo Touré, Raheem Sterling, Jermaine Pennant, Yossi Benayoun, Michael Thomas, Ray Kennedy. Nothing so hard about it.

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@_onlyscott Rafa Benitez
Carlo Ancelotti

Pretty easy.

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@hojey27 @Hybrid_Ola You no dey listen to logic? Because the pikin no be her own self. "Collect MY PIKIN." Nigeria biggest problem na low intelligence, honestly.

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@Ever_Vee2 @Hybrid_Ola Are the insults necessary? Na wah for some of una sef. And it's not, "Who wants to be a Billionaire" o! Who wouldn't wanna be a Billionaire? MTN for no fit afford making people billionaires weekly. Dem for fold. 😂😂

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@instablog9ja The man is simply asking you to: manage, provide an environment worth protecting and reciprocate effort. If that doesn't sit well with you as a woman seeing this and you automatically become defensive then there's a fundamental problem with the lots of y'all women, really.

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@instablog9ja Y'all out here talking of duties from the concept of a "wife". 90% of you women rush to say, you're not a wife when these are asked in a relationship. Men carry full on responsibilities even from relationship stage. The child birth even, some women don't wanna do it no more. 😏

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There is no such thing as a "good" or "bad month". There's just God's will and how we deal with it. ✍🏾

Happy New Month, y'all.

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@Teeniiola A real man owns up to his "mess up" and apologizes sincerely for it (that's if he has any atom of shame or remorse). And in a case you prefer your ex, simply tell this girl the truth and let her decide what to do with the information. Ego will be the end of most people.

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@_raesparkles If you can find one worldwide search engine, dictionary, facts book or any international platform that supports this, then I'll buy it. Otherwise, change that "courtesy" to "Hungry & entitled Nigerian girls' logic". Take, take, take, take, that's all y'all talk about. Sad lots.

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@Vera_RMCF The disrespect to Becker sha.

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@PoojaMedia Abeg gimme VDM official handle on any social media. I need am.