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Inside: Bad attempts at humour, the occasional Jeopardy! geek out, and the like. Also, a complete inability to keep things short and inside the character limi

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@JJ_McCullough Never knew them (both died before I was born) but my father didn’t have anything bad to say about them.

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@VeryBadLlama I’ll cook them at 350° to make a cake because it’s a nice 20° out.

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@JohnDHodge We did invent (and still make) Puzza Pops though!

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Me: “Why are they having the winners go again in next year’s #JeopardyMasters?”

Reply: “To be the best, you’ll need to beat the best.”

Me: “… or, if they’re unavailable, @James_Holzhauer”

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Andrew Tate was under police attention because he owned a couple of 14 year old girls, but then gets arrested due to events stemming from a 19 year old owning him. #karma

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Quick, everyone, while the mods are s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ locked out, everyone turn your desks around!

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@lizadixon Or at least keep the blue check for free #fuckthe8dollarverification

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@MattSchiffler @OneEclecticMom @Jeopardy Considering they didn’t have that champ come back (first Alex game had three regular contestants with no one as returning champ) that person’s been reigning champ for 43 years now I guess

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@OneEclecticMom @Jeopardy One of my fave facts about Truss is she’s shortest serving PM yet was under two monarchs. Yet I don’t think any of these J! contestants have the J! equivalent, playing (in regular games) under two hosts (unless I’m forgetting someone)

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@RevJeffArt Here’s the full, seldom heard lyrics:

I’m a teapot
Short and stout
Here’s my handle
Here’s my porcelain spout
When I’m steamed up
Then I shout
Tip me over and pour me out

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@DavidWh83947210 @buzztronics @embassydavies @Jeopardy @CelebJeopardy thankfully Johnny doesn’t need it he’s got an excellent singing voice, as good as his speaking one.

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(And yes I know the McDonalds monopoly game, at least the one played this time of year in stores to give you a false hope of winning prizes, doesn’t have houses and hotels. It’s humour, and a poor attempt at it, per the Twitter bio)

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#mcdonaldsmonopoly  should just remake the board to be @McDonalds themed. Instead of Boardwalk and Park Pl it should be a Big Mac and Quarter Pounder. Instead of railroads, soft drinks. Instead of houses, McDonalds franchises. Instead of hotels, cardiac units.

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Having heard @buzztronics & @OneEclecticMom on @Jeopardy’s podcast ep 8, I wonder if they can be hired for fashion advice for future contestants.

(NB: whenever I get The Call I already have 3 suits picked because it’s the only thing I look good in, but still need fashion tips!)

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And from u/stewis on Reddit: the UK postboxes will be C III POs

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Fellow Canadians! I have a question. If they start minting coins with Charles III on them, can we as a country start calling them Chuckie Three’s Tokens? #canpoli

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@KenJennings @S10Bird GOAT to GOAT! Game recognize game

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“Australians are just British Texans” - my daughter, just now

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25-5÷5=4!

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@Jay_OBrien Same reason you never hear “the sky is blue” at Yankee Stadium. It’s a universal fact everyone knows.