skete

mostly sports + the occasional profound thoughts

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Nobody:

Russell Westbrook hitting 1 FG after going 1/12:

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You cannot make this up

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Do pit bulls make up 12% of the dog population while being in 50% of bite cases?

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racısm.”

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Each superhero group meeting the other in Doomsday

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Ah yes who needs farms when you have Claude?

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Golf courses,farms, and even suburban lawns burn through wayyy more water than AI data centers but somehow the outrage is pointed at compute.

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Is that a bald spot on top of his braids?

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

It took the Bulls three or four years to come off of the 'he could be Kawhi,' statements about Patrick Williams, per @JamalCollier

(h/t @SMHighlights1)

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Ulberg out for a year

Aspinall who knows when he’ll come back

Gaethje on his last leg

Yan champion who cares

Strickland boring

Islam fights once a year, next fight will be against a boring ass opponent

Volk also on his last leg, gonna fight a snoozer next

UFC in the mud

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You tap

[The Fight Fanatic @FightFanatic_]

BJJ guys, how do you escape this position? 👀

#UFC #MMA

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Both of them needs to be on the court

[NBA @NBA]

Jake LaRavia & Bronny James are in the building to support the @Lakers at @NBASummerLeague 👏

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Anthony Davis
Max Christie
2029 first round

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers are acquiring Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz for unprotected first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 and first-round swaps in 2028 and 2030, sources tell ESPN. Kessler will sign a massive four-year, $130 million deal with the Lakers.

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And they wonder why people hate AI

[Axios @axios]

@Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince @eastdakota: “I think AI is going to destroy small businesses.”

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When you say the same joke but not as loud

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

LeBron is expected to have a new team this season.

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@JayneGraham720 @TheSteinLine Since when is pick 30 a lottery pick?

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Bidding war for Jaylen Brown & that terrorist kept the Luka trade as a secret

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

There is expected to be a bidding war for Jaylen Brown, per @WindhorstESPN

(Via @GetUpESPN )

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They’re gonna play Bam like he’s PJ Washington😭

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Luka with Audra’s defense would have 5 rings by year 4

[Players Choice @PlayersChoice_]

Who would be the best player with these new additions?🤔

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Sometimes you gotta lose money to lose money

[Cheddar Flow @CheddarFlow]

OpenAI’s financials have leaked, showing $21 billion in losses against $13 billion in revenue, per Fortune

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This is the worst take of all time

[offKJ @offkj8]

If Mavs keeping Kyrie we need to trade pick 9 for a win now player

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Shams is lucky he works for Adam Silver and not Dana

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“Austin Reaves takes you where he doesn’t want to go to take you back to where he wants to go” - Candace Parker

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Prime Video, get your shit together