The Colour Petty

small & Bitter like an espresso. Here to ruin your fun. All tweets expressed are my own and in no way reflects the views of my overlords.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@irish_za When your ancestors first came to Azania, did they leave it as they found it? Or did they steal, kill and plunder? Tsek msp

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@ZarZarWabenzi @Gates_Baloyi Who is "you lot"?

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Show dem!

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

This #Cliftonbeach protest is going to be so lit.
The music
The breyani
The gazebos
The dums
The snotnues laaities swimming in their trunkies

They were never ready

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@EsihleL That's the type of shit that gets to me

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

Yo Cape Town
I hope you go to the beach
I hope you stay on the beach.
I hope you clean up after yourself on the beach
I hope you stay past sunset on the beach.
I hope you enjoy the beach like it's ours.
Because it is.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@Mugg_and_Bean please explain this:

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Next year my son goes to "big school" & I'm vrek nervous. All I hope & pray is that my child will be happy; will grow & learn; that others will treat him w kindness & respect bc I will fucking come for any person that makes him feel like less than.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@ItsAbbyGeee They make me so tired. Why are they still in this country? Fucking move already.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

I love what I studied, but I didn't spend 5 years at a university, pay exorbitant fees, & suffer through anxiety attacks & bouts of depression for FUN. I did this bc the system promised me if I was good & studied real hard I'd get a job so I can fucking live. Gimme it.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

FOH. Jansen's article reeks of privilege & stinks w its acontextual, ageist & ableist tone. So [young] people must kiss ass, overwork themselves, get paid in "experience" & be happy about it bc at least they have a "foot in the door"? That foot don't feed/clothe/shelter me.

[Aldrin Sampear @AldrinSampear]

Prof Jansen to unemployed graduates “No­body owes you a job whether you’re black or bald or badass.” 😬

The Prof doesn’t want a graduate “who tells me about the taxi or train that came in late”. But then again that graduate would have to be hired to even make that “excuse”

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@nizaam325 Mos public indecency. And God forbid, we make a little noise 😑 then it's disturbance of peace, or whatever else they can conjure up.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Last week a 16yr old was stabbed in the neck in borad daylight at the "dam" in Ravensmead. It took police +1hr to get the body, despite the station being less than 2 minutes away. Kids walked by and saw the bloody brutal ending of a young life. Ko stuur jou law mense hie toe asb

[Nizaam @nizaam325]

Dear @CityofCT can we the ratepayers ask a private security *your law inforcement* to assist us in removing unwanted elements*gangsters* from the capeflats? Once theyre done with Camps Bay that is..after that can u then send them over here?

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@chadsteyn69 @IOL @NicoletteErasms I'm confused. Are people not allowed to yell for help when they're drowning? Do they have to forfeit their right to freedom of movement to pvt security on a *public* beach to be assisted by life guards in the future? Your reply makes no sense.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Someone clarify please: CoCT says that "Private security guards are within their rights to be on the lookout for anything untoward or illegal in those areas/properties" yet intends to lay charges against PPA on grounds of...? Pick a script.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

@Jodi_Will @MyOwnZahra Let's make a night of it. Dinner and the movie 🙌

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Ok. Will never be able to listen to I Got 5 On It in the same way.

On a serious note: who's watching this with me????!

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Does my drunk uncle not walk up to me, grab my hair and say, "Wat ga hie an?"
Jirre fok. Die familie.

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

Lol wet!

A blessed and merry Christmas to all who celebrate the day. May the time spent with loved ones be peaceful, loving and joyous ❤️

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Coloured Moms on Christmas

Merry Christmas to all :)

[The Colour Petty @DHoffmeester]

I don't do things in halfsies. If I hate, I hate with fucking conviction.