Dak

IMDb enthusiast. Proud Crocs wearer. ALLY. Queso connoisseur. Snoopy’s #1 fan. More of a Roy than a Ted.

[Dak @DHolgard]

@NDSUfootball problem of the day: the shelf holding the natty champ trophies couldn’t handle the weight of all 7 🤷🏼‍♀️🤘🏽

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland

[moo☄️ @girlpatbateman]

WHAT THE FUCK GIVE HIM HIS SHOW BACK NOW

[lyvie scott @lyviescott]

they found a way to get the biceps the waist AND the ass … nobel prize

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

💀

[trash jones @jzux]

this is going to absolutely ruin their upcoming girls trip to cancun with vladimir putin

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Scars fade.

Our 2025 schedule is permanent.

#Skol

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

When Josh Allen won MVP he gave a shoutout to ‘Slick Rick’ in the mailroom. I wanted to know more about him.

I think this might be the most wholesome thing you’ll see today 🥹 #BillsMafia @WKBW

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[mer @pipr6vi]

timothée chalamet you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your oscar campaign is too good. they’ll kill you.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

[Jonathan Jones @jjones9]

The random Starbucks cup is such a niche throwback that the creator of this graphic has to be a middle millennial

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

I have never, ever been happier. #GoldenGlobes

[katie @katefeetie]

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history.

Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed.

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[borderline beauty @amblivien]

very funny that the vikings get a pick every game solely on a burning desire to do quirky turnover celebrations

[skipppppy 🍉/COMMS OPEN!!/ @skipppppy_art]

Genuinely there was never any competition