Danielle Horowitz

plz send dog pics

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@StakeUsa Sweet Bonanza!! :) always love games

My username is dth49

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

I wrote HOW TO FIGHT ANTISEMITISM hoping it would become irrelevant.

America had other plans.

If you are feeling the rumbling of history and you are infuriated to witness the silence -- again -- of so many supposed friends, I urge you to read it:

https://t.co/jOMYzKEpkb

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@SenFeinstein @SenAlexPadilla @RepMikeGarcia
Please support H.R. 261 and hold governments like Iran, Qatar, and Turkey accountable for supporting the terrorism of Hamas.

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@alygreene

[GL @gldivittorio]

I don't think that we should stigmatize Adderall as it's a legitimate medication that helps millions of people function in their daily lives but I also know it when I see it

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

am i the only person who has a hard time texting back all the people i actually want to talk to? i put it off because i feel like they deserve thoughtful replies.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human had another video call today. but this time. they put me in front of the screen. gave me their headset. and walked away. it may have been a joke to them. but this is exactly the promotion. i have been waiting for

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@goodhomiemo @owik303 Did you end up getting one?

[Jacob Bliss @JacobMBliss]

Restores some faith in humanity when people put differences aside and help one another during another California fire #PorterRanch #SaddleridgeFire

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@parigi88 @DisasterAnimals

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@MISTADIRB what kind of english is this

[tom @pilau]

Professor X: what’s your super power?

Me: hindsight

Professor X: that’s not going to help us

Me: yes I see that now

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’m sitting next to the human. as they put on their shoes to leave. i glanced at the door. then slowly up at them. with the widest eyes i could manage. long story short. we’re working from home today

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Me: how do I do my taxes

Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

[Danielle Horowitz @dhorowitz_]

@MISTADIRB absolutely wym

[chito ;) 😌 @ChitoDRose]

@biticonjustine All you have to do is cough on them and it’s a fatality.

[justine @biticonjustine]

psa: if you dont vaccinate your kids then im allowed to fight them

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long

[ً @taIIant]

Nobody:

Me when I’m drunk and try to lay down: