bucolic goth

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

@BRlNNAVlRGlNlA yes

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

I love crying about my concussion in the plant nursery parking lot in front of all the employees

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

Sometimes you just need to interact with the hot lesbian at the Erving dunkin donuts to remind yourself you’re not straight

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

Got the ick cause he said “your precious lips”

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

Also I’m like notoriously a bad story teller and my crush thinks I’m an amazing story teller and so we’re gonna get married

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

First night sleeping at my crushes house and I period bled all over his sheets, smashed a glass on his floor, sliced his foot open, and passed out snoring mouth wide open

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

If my partner posted a pic of me and wrote “love ‘ya’’’ I’d break up with them

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

✨alone at the waterfall💫

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

If an older man texts me “morning goddess” he wants to be my SD right

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

Reframing my brain injury as my unpaid sabbatical

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Tbh I guess I do look like the sister of a 67 year old right now

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

Just met a man who knows my mom but didn’t know who I was in relation to her and asked if I was her sister. My mom is 67 years old.

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

At age 30 I’m still moving to new places and trying to figure out a career or whatever and none of my friends are doing that shit and thaaaats okay

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

i cant believe its 2023 and people are still out here asking for cover letters

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

A 4 year old is absolutely PISSED at me

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Confirmed wmass is just fucking straight up boring when you’re living alone single and childless

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

I know I need to move when I have wayyyy more to do socially and by myself when I’m housesitting in a different state

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

winter is COMING and im going to be JOBLESS which means i have to MOVE which means i have to make a ton of big DECISIONS really fucking soon and I DONT KNOW HOW

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

the idiot I have a crush on is the worst person for my health I could ever have a crush on someone stop this train before I enter it

[bucolic goth @dhorts]

the idiot I have a crush on probably doesn't know my name