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[Hunter @YorkerHunter]

Be careful what you wish for.

[सौरव दास का बाप @niirmuuuu]

2saal hone waale hain SIP me regularly invest karte hue

MAAAKABHHOSDA trump ki aur finfluencers ki

3% bhi return nahi mil raha

Behen ke chudaano kyu 12-15% ka churan bechte ho bhole bhale logo ko

FD kya buri thi

Itna to savings account de deta behen ki choot tumhaari

[Dark Pill @darkandcrude]

Ranveer realised today what Modi realised in 2002

Performative gestures to impress liberals, critics & professional coterie is useless

Real power is “Aam Junta”

[SBD.🕷️ @RareByNatur3]

No matter how expensive a bitch is, there's a nigga who's hitting it for free

[Jaysonsamosa @Jaysonsamosa]

Gora hota to ball of the century ho jati

[çelik @faraziyim31]

Şu adamların yaptığı işe bak harbiden önlerinde eğilmek lazım adamlar bildiğin rot ayarı yapar gibi hastanın beynine tek dokunuşla mevzuyu çözdü çok büyük iş şu doktorluk

[Tuco Salamanca @dbaddestalive]

Inka alag hi star plus chalta rehta hai

[Out Of Context Cricket @GemsOfCricket]

Happy birthday @ashwinravi99 anna 🗿

[D ¹⁷ @huckleberryy17]

If the govt can afford freebies, it can also afford UPI.

[Pushkar @Musafirr_hu_yar]

Today Umar Khalid has completed 6 years in jail today with no proper trial and anything. Can't see him like this when other criminals are roaming, plz hang him

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

Imagine being told to score 15,000 Test runs by someone who had himself scored 10,000 runs on national television. With that kind of media attention and brand deals at such a young age, he could easily have lost his way. You can deny it all you want, but upbringing always matters.

[Take Action! @takeactionD]

I’m yet to see anything more accurate than this

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

Beginning of the greatest 67 days know to the mankind.

[anna :) @little7death]

Being 26 is realizing that 30 is not old and 22 year olds are also literally babies

[Bubbles @DrMahRukhBasit]

Doctors: We’re serving humanity.

People: It’s your profession, you chose it and you get paid.

Doctors: Okay, pay me then.

People: Medicine isn’t a profession, it’s humanity service.

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

Bhai hardly 0.5% population ki bas ki ho is desh ko chhod ke nikal le. Ab woh bhi option nahi raha kyunki itne countries mein racism badh raha hai. What we least can do is never stop asking questions. Yeh humara Paisa hai jisse yeh sarkar chalti hai aur inki salary ati hai. Main minimum 3 application daltu aajkal har mahina Corporation mein. Kahi bhi kuch bhi dikh Jaye which needs fixing direct nazdeek ke ward office pahunch jata hun. Mahina bhar follow up lene ke baad 1 cheez fix hoti hai. Twitter par criticize karna band hi kar diya hai kyunki yeh 2 rupay IT celliye se kaun behas kare

[A @wXtreme18]

138 Melbourne 133 Hobart
137 Melbourne 107 Adelaide
150 Adelaide 117 Melbourne
171 Perth 106 Canberra
124 Brisbane 104 Adelaide
133 Sydney
121 Sydney

Goodbye Australia, I'll never forget you buddy ❤️

[Cricket Picture that Goes Hard @HardCricketpix]

"Any random ODI match in 2018"

[dxp @drivexpull]

Cold.