DHS-Files

Dover High School conspiracy theories. Feel free to send suggestions!

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Wastler started COVID

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Mr. Wastler has been camping out on the grounds of the new school to prevent vandalism.

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@espetrilla @crimsxnjanel I can confirm this conspiracy. It is 100% true.

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Mr wastler wants to be the yodeling Walmart boy when he grows up

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For Valentine’s Day tomorrow, Mr. Wastler has ordered that all lights be turned off and instead, we use candles to “set the mood”.

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To celebrate the new year, fireworks will be going off once every hour tomorrow.

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Alex Goss is Mr. Bahn’s son

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The lunch ladies will be performing a full production of the broadway musical “Hamilton” sometime next week as a school assembly.

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Proof. Thank you @_mgeesey for being our At-The-Scene reporter. https://t.co/qKgKOqiAeS

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To cut back on spending, the school will be providing students with hand warmers as an alternative to heating the building.

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The high school staff coordinated a dance to Bodak Yellow that they will preform at hoco tonight.

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Would you allow transgender students to use the bathroom of their preference?

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There is a life sized statue of Wastler made from asbestos in the ceiling of the cafeteria.

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Señor Cahan will be performing as Barry in the new staged version of The Bee Movie-xoxo, gossip girl

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What are you most looking forward to this upcoming school year?

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A new class has been added to the DHS Curriculum for this upcoming 2017-18 school year: The Art and History of Jared Wastler

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Don't forget, school starts august 18th. Be there or be square ◻️

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Never stop believing in the unbelievable and never stop reporting all the phenomenas that occur in our alma mater 👽👽👽-xoxo, gossip girl

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Any future posts made by current admin will be signed "xoxo, gossip girl." Thank you for all the love and support

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DHS Files will be under new administration starting towards the beginning of the new school year. It has been a great run