Dustin

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

@DonTaylor5 In true Taylorian fashion, he returns

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

reply with a story about a time you were completely duped. like something you absolutely cannot believe you fell for

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

Who started the stampede?

[Bowman @jBowmancouver]

Making Boeser leave the ice when his helmet comes off is like making Celine Dion stop her concert halfway through “My Heart Will Go On”.

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

Yea I'm drinking bud budweiser from a straw, merry fuckin whatever

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

@silentstorm99 @FriedgeHNIC What a bad take. You think the NHL is happy about any of this? Theres a global pandemic going on if you hadn't heard. They are trying to make anything work

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

I remember tripping out my box in San Francisco on some really mind blowing acid, probably 92 or 93.

The walls were literally caving in around us.

Yet every single fucker in the room retained a firmer grasp on reality than this cunt.

[Kieran @kieransofar]

computer: choose a password

me: hi-hat

computer: password cannot contain symbols

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

Thyme is my favourite herb, purely for the puns

[꩜ @stargrl666]

throwback to when rage against the machine was told to censor Killing In the Name, and on live radio, zack de la rocha did THIS beautiful work

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

@Jacob_Ingersoll https://t.co/qqgBkutsIu

[Sean Speezy @sean_speezy]

I was higher than pterodactyl tits last night and said extra crust instead of extra cheese 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: 93-year-old Olive Veronesi of Seminole, PA, who held up a sign at her window asking for more beer, has received a delivery from @CoorsLight. The brand tells me 150 cans arrived at her house today.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guitar is out of tune again. I am so sick of buying new guitars.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i do not fuck with any burrito without heft. if your shit is convenient and portable, take it elsewhere. i want a burrito that is burdensome. unwieldy. when i raise it to my mouth, i should feel the weight of the mistake i am about to make. no child should be able to eat this.

[BlackSabbath @BlackSabbath]

Quarantined Italians Singing Sabbath

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

so first it was no gatherings of 250 people, then 50 people, then 10. if this goes below 1 i’m fucked

[Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance]

Bo Horvat and Tyler Toffoli celebrated Horvat's go-ahead goal like Spiderman and his doppleganger: