David H - Hambone

aka Hambone the Referee. Runnin' though the house with a pickle in my mouth.

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NYC Transit sniglet: the feeling you've been stuck on this train before -- "de ja (Q)"

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@NatlBeachball25 Why did we get no replay on Soto's backup

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@davidaxelrod @KamalaHarris @nytimes Can Trump sue all those outlets who reported that he smells really bad? Because I read a *lot* of reporting that he smells really bad. Lots and lots of them. Really bad. Like fried chicken sweat mixed with diaper. He should do something about the people who say he smells bad.

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@immaculategrid Enjoy my perfectly cromulent @immaculateGrid / #simpsons mash-up

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@KariLake @JoeBiden How does it feel to be a reactionary knee-jerk underinformed piece of shit, @karilake ?

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@MichaelDanger19

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@Mani_Haider_W @DarthWingnut @dbongino Tell that to every person in jail for breaking, uh, you know... laws.

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@bravesorganist "Willy the Wimp (and his Cadillac coffin)" by SRV might not translate well to organ, but worth a shot

@markkahn

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@JoshuaNoonan @NYSC I literally just ended my 20+ year @NYSC membership today. This was the last infuriating straw.

When members are quitting because there regularly aren't enough towels, something is deeply wrong with your operations.

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@STUCKYART How?

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@alleb30 @JennyJohnsonHi5 agreed.

I think i read the original premise ... something like "I was raised by Mennonites in a bunker with Kimmy Schmidt" ... but ... yikes

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@Super70sSports Did we ever figure out what Hrabosky was so mad about?

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@Super70sSports While you idiots were using those, the rest of us moved on to THESE

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@drewmagary Drew ... so... what exactly is your complaint here about your $8.99 frozen pizza, before I forward it to the manager?

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@ThatEricAlper The hokey pokey. THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT 😢

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@ZackAttackP1 10/10 album ... if they had eliminated "Sing"

Turns out, it literally DOES matter if it isn't good enough for anyone else to hear.

@HistoryMuppet

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@1974jasonb @ZackAttackP1 "Within you without you" is fine.
"When I'm 64," on the other hand...

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@picklesbaseball Hey Reilly where's Jonesy?

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"#Vabysmo is an eye injection. Do not take if..."

Ummm - i don't need a second reason, Vabysmo...

#disclaimers #drugads

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@ABCNewsLive @Santucci So... Tuesday is the day Trump finally will become President

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Happy Park Slope Pride weekend!

Pearls before swine #PrideMonth #pride2023 #Pride Stephen Pastis