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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Our Computer Has Become Infested With Crickets And ClickHole Is Temporarily Going On Standby https://t.co/Isd2WgukSm

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I Have Invented A Cute Animal Mascot Named ‘Genocide Camel’ If Any Corporation Would Like To Use Him As The Face Of Their Company https://t.co/bd7Ik5xMio

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Not So Wise After All: We Asked 12 Buddhist Monks To Give Their Best Guesses As To What ‘ALF’ Was All About, And They Really Fucking Missed The Mark https://t.co/OwESKMkCxx

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Kinda Taking A While: This Woman Is Clearly Still Scrolling To Find An Acceptable Picture Of The New Guy She’s Dating To Show Her Friends https://t.co/M2RWsk0SCZ

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Heartbreaking: The Jim Henson Company Has Revealed That Jim Henson Was Only Dead For 10 Minutes Before Kermit The Frog Started Eating Him https://t.co/SsPjce6A45

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Heartwarming: When This Boy Came Out To His Parents, They Told Him They Couldn’t Care Less Who He Loves As Long As He Helps Them Clean Out The Fucking Garage https://t.co/ol5MMynU3Z

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6 Creatures Of Myth And Folklore That Are Squatting In My Garage Ranked By How Much Of Hassle They’re Being https://t.co/HygrOVl9kL

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Hot Hot Hollywood: Glenn Close Is Exiting The Chateau Marmont With Richard Linklater And The Crypt Keeper On Each Arm And They Are Smugly Walking Into The Traffic Of Sunset Boulevard To Kill Themselves https://t.co/fMYKZSZCRb

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Fascinating Trend: More And More Women Are Freezing Their Kids Until They’re Ready To Raise Them https://t.co/R1068ZWeaN

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Trapping Small Game And More: 11 New Uses I Discovered For My Ass While Living As A Hermit In The Woods The Past 20 Years https://t.co/50Uzn5Wicl

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Balls To The Wall: This Incredibly Graphic Bus Stop PSA Isn’t Even Trying To Use A Euphemism To Describe Breast Self-Exams https://t.co/hWAU7BGEHv

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7 Off-The-Dome, Probably Unhelpful Ideas To Reform The Prison System Just To Get The Ball Rolling https://t.co/cNLvNb89Qy

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Going Rogue: ‘The New Yorker’ Has Announced That They’re Going To Start Putting An Umlaut Over Every Letter ‘O’ And No One Can Stop Them https://t.co/0Jyc9nxOWz

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An Inequitable System: 90% Of People Appointed Car DJ Are Only Given The Job Because They’re Sitting Shotgun https://t.co/xwyJjHA1aV

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5 Times He Come In Looking All Huge With His Jiggling Face And Spraying His STINK And Mess Around With Our Jewels And Our Snacks 5 TIMES HE DID THIS TO US With His Stink And Spraying His Fluids Onto The TV When We're Trying To Watch Commercials 5 Times https://t.co/rrvU0whbNy

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Body Positivity Win: This Thing Seems Overweight For Whatever The Hell It Is But It’s Still Beautiful https://t.co/JFmTYOxv3K

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Lapsed Amish Should Feel Free To Ease Themselves Into The Internet’s Vast Wealth Of Content With This List Of 5 Simple, Easy-To-Grasp GIFs https://t.co/1goM9drTja

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Incredibly Tragic: Everyone At This Trivia Table Wrongly Assumes At Least One Of Their Friends Is Still Having Fun https://t.co/AF5N8owEzD

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What Was He Going For? Dr. Phil Wore A Fat Suit On Yesterday’s Episode Of His Show But Just Sat There Without Addressing Any Body Positivity Stuff https://t.co/HWpH8PtO9F

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Royal Thieves: Queen Elizabeth Says That Harry And Meghan Took All 50 Sets Of Her Dentures With Them When They Left Buckingham Palace https://t.co/cRezQqvUij