Drew Hylbert

I try to write software. I'm here for cars, sports, and tomfoolery. I used to be brutally honest, but Twitter sucks now. #sorrynotsorry

[Drew Hylbert @dhylbert]

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
-MLK #LeadersWithClass

[Ben Devine @Chicago_NFL]

Cost decision to build a Bears stadium:

Hammond
- ZERO taxes for 40 years
- $1B funds from IN for stadium
- $700M from IN for infrastructure

Arlington
- $50M to $200M annual tax bill
- ZERO funds for stadium
- ZERO infrastructure costs covered

#DaBears

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

David Allan Coe has passed away at the age of 86.

According to multiple reports, he died around 5pm ET today (Wed, April 29) in the hospital. No official cause of death has been released at this time.

[Boulder Police Dept. @boulderpolice]

Suspect Arrested, Released from Jail and Immediately Steals @boulder_fire Engine

Full news release: https://t.co/BzTing5kKI

@BldrCOSheriff @LongmontPS #BoulderColorado

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

The Utah Mammoth unveiled their “Zammoth” Zamboni 🦣

So naturally, we had to see what a few other teams might look like 👀

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

The trauma was real..

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Old Bud Light Commercial

[Boulder Police Dept. @boulderpolice]

If you come upon an intersection with a dark or non-functioning traffic signal, please treat it as a 4-way stop #Boulder #BoulderColorado

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”

— Thomas Sowell

[Drew Hylbert @dhylbert]

You can see me a couple rows behind this guy. Great time at Ball Arena last night. #GoAvsGo

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

FAN CAUGHT THE PUCK THEN CHUGGED A BEER 😭

CROWD WENT CRAZY 😅

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory https://t.co/jI8HydXQ0x

[NFL @NFL]

10/10 National Anthem. No notes.

[Mark Spindel @PotomacRC]

“And this is where we adjust the interest rate.”

[Illinois Men’s Golf @IlliniMGolf]

We all started somewhere. They just started at Illinois.

[Drew Hylbert @dhylbert]

@Matapumo He's too small for center and he can't win a face-off. If the Hawks were still a well run club, he would have already been put on the wing.

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

Imagine if United Center was instead named Vienna Beef Center

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

It only took us 410 days to build the Empire State Building in the year 1930.

We’ve literally become less capable, drowning ourselves in red tape and regulation.

[Mike @db9mike]

If I was president I’d close our national deficit by selling advertising packages to big tobacco companies.

Marlboro stealth bomber, the U.S.S NEWPORT, etc.

[NHL @NHL]

Hardest photo of the year just dropped 😤 #StanleyCup

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

The only thing bipartisan in DC is bankrupting the American people.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Scottie has as many wins as the Rockies in May