schmuck

wears tennis shoes and pants

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

I just absolutely bombed the national anthem at a work function. Stopped in the middle, tried to do stage banter.

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

I’ve shit my pants at my job

[frank @NotFrankie]

There’s only one place I wish I could eat at rn

[Billy Law @abillylaw]

Drummer is getting a nose piercing so set times have been pushed back 15 minutes

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

@joseph_mings Prove it

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

@bighead_bighead So sick

[Billy Law @abillylaw]

Check out this song that @di_forsyth just dropped! It’s horrible! Listen and find out just how bad it is

https://t.co/O49eKrGL5U

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

i almost got in a car wreck with a limo lolol

[d𐔖mvan (official) @myloveishigher]

If you ever buy anything from this beer store that’s opening up directly next to Midway Mart, you’re the Denton equivalent of a scab

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

I love waking up in another city and destroying their Trader Joe’s bathroom

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

I’ve been in both sides of this scenario. 10/10 not good.

[Ottoman Turks @OttomanTurksTX]

Can't tell if this is a text I would send to @di_forsyth or a text I would receieve from @di_forsyth

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

@abillylaw I think you could have written “less and less”

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

my friend just called her scab a “yummy forbidden chip”

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

If u bring the chocolates back, I won’t ever mention the ice thing again

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

How does every floor of every hotel have one of these

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

Reblog

[Joseph Mings @joseph_mings]

queso

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

I have taken some ELLS!!! this month. burn sage in my name and optivate eternal youth and peace upon my ancestors for me pls !!

[Dyl @ScrapeLord]

@abillylaw 711 Myrtle and Deereside

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

I have had bbq alone 1 million times

[schmuck @di_forsyth]

Waiting for this Spotify check to hit so I can buy a piece of candy