Landeroid

Average at lots, excels at little.
Hates trends, loves manners, fan of the skinny dog, forgot to have kids.

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@Eman5695 Minka

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@Sofia50020Sofia Of course., none of the above matter... the only rule to live by is 'don't be a c*nt' - therefore hold the f*cking door open!

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@iamtomskinner Have mine ..... I never had kids to use them:
Dougie / Rowey

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@LidlGB this 'butter' I bought doesn't seem so appetising now 😂 #Lidl

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@itvnews Ok, so I heard there's evidence of her holding a scalped face of a child over her own face.....

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@Fact In the words of my husband "there's a reason for that!"

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"Craig" count = 8
#aplaceinthesun

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@BBCNews 'movement' 🤭

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WHUP WHUP
#whu

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@LurcherSOS Sighthounds are beautiful xxxx

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@AmyBee529 @Glinner

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@SixxtySixxLogs @Glinner

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@flofromalice @fesshole Of course 😂

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@ftfoi18 Ditto x

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@MatthewRyerson @sharrond62

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@OasisMania Errrr, where, pray tell, are these legends?!

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@chefsevenn F*ck the soup off and eat the grilled cheese bread! Tomato soup is for Room 101!!

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@Super6 House
Car
@Invisalign

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@chameleon7six2 @fesshole