Shannon Booker

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

It’s been 656 days. I’m finally thriving again.

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

@mollzupa You said yes right?

[jaq faye @jacquelyn_faye]

I’m pretty sure I get the same rush of endorphins cracking open a Diet Coke as smokers do when they light up a cig

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

Blocking your ex so they can’t try to “merry Christmas” their way back into your life is so cathartic.

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

Men have one thing and it’s the F**kin audacity

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

People: Shannon why are you on Bumble?
Me: I’m looking for someone to fix the refrigerator

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

@MelissaCano23 My mother 🥹

[brandonnn 👻 @BBBrrrandonn]

Normalize lying when people are trying to figure out your personal life

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

coming outside to get my “dinner for two” from the grubhub driver https://t.co/0qvU3TeBha

[Orlando International Airport @MCO]

Us, day-dreaming, now that it's been confirmed that Fantasmic is coming back. Some imagination, huh? ✨

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

Nope was the most terrifying movie I think I’ve ever seen

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD.

1/11: In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

I’ve booked a wax, eyelashes, dentist, Endo and nails in the 3 day time span between jobs. Lord help me

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

I aspire to be the child double fisting slurpees at the Buc-ee’s

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i love when you walk into a cool girl’s bedroom and you’re like “oh a rom com main character lives here.” meanwhile when you walk into my bedroom you’re like “oh a mentally ill raccoon lives here.”

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

Me creating Griffins easter basket

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

I just want to point out the two year difference

[Shannon Booker @diabeetusginger]

@thebabyeel I want to eat spring rolls in a pretty poofy dress🥺