dacia sandero

mold poisoning has made me a free thinker

[dacia sandero @diabsaoule]

sometimes i think abt the possibility that there’s someone who doesn’t know what a dacia sandero is and just thinks i’m using my full legal name on here

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

wait fall actually started IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

[fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[dacia sandero @diabsaoule]

@221Bmiastreet @choiminhodiet why does pissing have to be so complicated 💔💔💔

[dacia sandero @diabsaoule]

@0megaa @JaYunnaMonae twin

[Nina vs. the World @ninamonei]

TL been arguing about a fake iced coffee for 4 days, idk if y’all saw

[bon 🦇 0/20 lbs halloween gw @w1nn32]

Anybody else hate having bodily functions like not even just a period but I hate having to go to the bathroom or eat or drink or like clean myself I just don't like being reminded I have a body

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[dacia sandero @diabsaoule]

me realizing people probably think i’m bitchy instead of sarcastic and quick witted

[Jake Walker @jake_doubleyoo]

The least relatable autism trope for me is not understanding sarcasm. In reality I'm extremely sarcastic but most people take me seriously and get confused.
Idk if I'm too dry. I have to really ham-up my delivery in front of my parents for them to get it, and that kinda ruins it.

[Jake Walker @jake_doubleyoo]

The least relatable autism trope for me is not understanding sarcasm. In reality I'm extremely sarcastic but most people take me seriously and get confused.
Idk if I'm too dry. I have to really ham-up my delivery in front of my parents for them to get it, and that kinda ruins it.

[jessica @jvssixa489]

the guy ur crying over has “ending explained” as his most searched term on google

[101.🪐 @ysuckgirl]

If as a man you ask to see your girlfriend's pad as proof that she's really on her periods, understand that you don't respect consent and that you're a rapist.

[dacia sandero @diabsaoule]

@vamps0ul7 @jeckoleism_ yeah it’s from class of 09. it’s simultaneously not as bad as it looks and worse than it looks. great game

[lily @lillianemallow]

oh you have 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬, don't you? You're mommy's 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐚. You're such a 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 [ ? ] 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

for me autism feels like being just smart enough to realize all the ways i’m a useless fucking retard but not smart enough to actually do anything about it

[🪳NUMBER 1 UNPLEASANT GAYDIENT LOVER TO EVER EXIST @unpleasantpisse]

exposure therapy = good!!! helpful!!! has safe ways of getting used to your fears or anxieties and lessening it!! "sucking it up" = BAD!!!! REPRESSING THE ISSUE AND NOT ACTUALLY HELPING!! WILL LEAD TO A WORSE RESULT!!

[Poochi @Poochisxz2]

“59% of Dems polled want a military coup to remove Trump

32% want a televised assassination”

[berd @berdyaboi]

rolling this thing next to a d20 and the number determines the quality of the dish. nat 1 seafood you have to eat a live crawfish straight out the river

[alex clochard @erasedangelface]

He's back

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

in the united states of america you can literally drug and rape someone and get the bart simpson write stuff on the blackboard punishment but if you dare to say that israel shouldn't exist and is committing a genocide you get kicked out of college