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just your average nonconformist looking for a cause

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remember when everyone had sugar gliders

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there’s nothing like a breakfast hotdog.

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always chasing the bag.
never catching it.

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i forgot about ladybugs.

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i lost my job.

by quitting it.

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tell me why i have the national anthem in my head.

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meet me at the rainforest cafe.

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i can’t be an adult. i still don’t know how to entertain myself.

also bc i still need to be constantly entertained.

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i’ve been meaning to get into tube tops

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gwen stefani should be credited with teaching an entire generation how to spell bananas.

[Black Mambo No. 5 @virginiacrepe]

i bit therefore i am

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i am too susceptible to marketing ploys. did someone say oreos and milk? chicken? pizza delivery? a spicy new cult? okay, i’m in and i need it now. thx xoxo

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@heyguysitsmeg_ almost always never

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u ever uncertain?

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@poistergeist i know the ones

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trying to be prepared. what comes after hot girl summer? any leads?

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i’m a pacifist, but i would deal arms for cash.

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idk.

[Black Mambo No. 5 @virginiacrepe]

no matter how you spin it canonical jesus uses they/them pronouns

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they are risen?