🃏 jo 🃏

36 he/himbo
I'm an asshole who loves cheese. Cryptid? type 2 diabetic with BED. Trying to recover. Former carboholic. Vent acc.

[🃏 jo 🃏 @diafeetus]

Hi I'm Jo and...

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@impmontellem Happy burs

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So who else overate on the first of June?

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Give him juggalo face paint instead

[wizard stories @northgalis]

Saw someone post these and then delete the post a few days ago and couldn't stop thinking about it

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I'm literally turning 37 in 22 more days man it doesn't get any better

[Riiiii🧋 @thecharmmmm]

imagine you turning 25,26 and still you find yourself unfit, unemployed, insecure, purposeless

[james is so back 𖤐⚝𖤐 @altlbs]

Happy Pride Month 2026! 🎉🌈

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8am and I'm already over my limit lmao

[౨ৎ @minjubb]

having to lose the weight u already lost all over again

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@impmontellem Fair

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@impmontellem What the fuck is the gen 2 equivalent to a genwunner

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@impmontellem Gen 2 starters are all perfect I will die on this hill and they will call me a gen tuna or whatever

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@impmontellem I keep forgetting Corpus is like six Victorias in size. We've got one Plus and like... An almost plus on the south side everyone affectionately refers to as the ghetto HEB.

[lesbian adachi toru defender @impmontellem]

You literally cant forget you live in Texas for 1 second

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Zero sugar creamy coconut Dr. Pepper just tastes like watered down dr. Pepper with a slightly chemical creamy coconut aftertaste and sadness

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*casually feels the hairs on my right hand* huh I don't remember cutting these

*Flash back to setting the stove on fire earlier*

Oh my god I actually set myself on fire for a millisecond

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I'd call it omad but I also drank 4 quarts of sweet tea through the rest of the day so shrug

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What happens when you don't have eggs or milk to make pancakes and you accidentally blew up the gas stove so fuck that shit? Microwave Bowlcake. About two tablespoons of mayo, teaspoon of olive oil, cup of water and a little over a cup of dry pancake mix.

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A few hard spots, probably microwaved it a little too long but was still edible. Basically tasted like barely sweetened cornbread.