@impmontellem I keep forgetting Corpus is like six Victorias in size. We've got one Plus and like... An almost plus on the south side everyone affectionately refers to as the ghetto HEB.
*casually feels the hairs on my right hand* huh I don't remember cutting these
*Flash back to setting the stove on fire earlier*
Oh my god I actually set myself on fire for a millisecond
What happens when you don't have eggs or milk to make pancakes and you accidentally blew up the gas stove so fuck that shit? Microwave Bowlcake. About two tablespoons of mayo, teaspoon of olive oil, cup of water and a little over a cup of dry pancake mix.