Sergei Diaghilev

Your Majesty, I am like you.
I do no work.
I do nothing, but I am indispensable.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

“Thanks in advance” may be a little presumptuous. Let’s put some compost in the flux capacitor and get your future self back here to rephrase that as a question. Thanks in advance?

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

I need an AI plug-in across all my devices to filter out content relating to Donald Trump. Like all of it. It’s not about my feelings toward him. I’m just all set.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

History is repeating itself⁵

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

https://t.co/RXy7dMZtRP

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

#MyBodyMyLifestyleChoice

(Fixed that for you.)

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

ME:
The world hasn’t felt this connected since Pokémon Go.
WORLD:
Pokémon Go events canceled.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

YOU DON’T HAVE TO!

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Whatever endorphins get released in your brain when you say “the former and the latter” do not make it any easier for me to go back and try to figure out which is which. I’m just saying. The payoff isn’t what you think. It makes my latter interest in what you’re saying former.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Dear The Weather,
You are stupid.
Sincerely,
Erin

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Geez. What’d he ever do to you?

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

It’d be most American thing ever if we named battleships with corporate sponsors (i.e. the U.S.S Little Ceasers.)

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Well, man, look at all this, you don't want it?
Mmm, ooo, I could use that.
You sure you don't want it, man? I could use... take it.
It's just things you don't want - I can use 'em.
“Rag ‘n Bones,” White Stripes
#westside #srxd

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Whenever I choose the "Legacy" export option in Illustrator, I hear Adobe sigh, a little bit.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Fam. https://t.co/OrtKiwqxM6

[ArtPeers @artpeers]

Trio of dancers, violinist, trip-hop musician, cinema cameras: dance-on-film at the centerline of the solar eclipse.
https://t.co/PKQXyV2ZWD

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

@jerrysaltz In 2013, you critiqued our work. In 2014, we won time-based @ArtPrize. Tomorrow, we're doing this. TY. https://t.co/loQYyLb3yN

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Turn on, tune in, drop out.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Idiocracy from the left is still Idiocracy. Why does everything have to be a contest? https://t.co/OTdA6kcKxQ

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Siona Ireland Wilson, Hollyhock parade 2017.

[Sergei Diaghilev @diaghilev]

Movies in the Park brings thousands of visitors to Downtown Grand Rapids, on a beautiful summer night. Gerald R. Ford be like... #nope