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[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

Well, today's the 4th day in a row I've gotten an automated call about "special offers" from @ATT before sunrise. Blocking that shit.

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

people who drive PT Cruisers never take off their socks during sex

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@kwalt18 @DreamHouseX One day...

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@kwalt18 @BabyAnimalPics Dogs and Harry Potter, my two favorite things.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@edwardo3125 Men's Sperrys should come with a free sample of GHB.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@Lexus The gender portrayals in your "leaky sink" commercial are absolutely ridiculous. Men and women are so much more than that.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@BWBooks Philip K. Dick <3

[The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan @DawnHFoster]

LADIES. MAKE YOUR CHOICES.

[Feminist Frequency @femfreq]

"i like how on youtube you turned off comments to show how weak women are because you cant take one or two rape jokes.” #hatemailoftheday

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@edwardo3125 That's what @CameronPY is for!!

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

hello darkness my old friend. what? drive you to the airport? I CANT HEAR YOU. BAD…CONNECTION…TALK TO YOU LATER

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@edwardo3125 @LastWeekTonight Ha, we could probably make a better graph than that.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@kwalt18 Haha, Kaitlyn... you bring dishonor to your sister.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@kwalt18 Try having that exact same experience 12 times a day. But in Mandarin. 😒

[Feminist Frequency @femfreq]

We didn’t wanna do this but the Feminist Gaming Illuminati had a meeting & we’re taking your games away until you can be decent human beings

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

If you live in LA but you've never given road head, you are a bad passenger.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

No matter how fat I get, I will never eat only "egg whites". I need runny yolk + hot sauce to live.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@QuotesSpongeb0b Ewwwwww. Unfollowed.

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

@kwalt18 @CameronPY Actually Cameron is closer to 30 than 20, so...

[Morgan @dialMforMorgan]

I told Hannah that's not happening as long as she is in school (aka not before I'm 30) and I stand by that.