Diamond Llama

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Dark humour here. Sarcasm adept. 'Pun'net of chuckles. Wants to make the world feel better.
Venomous.

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Win a Tobii Eye Tracker 5 and a brand new Star Citizen ship in @TobiiGaming sweepstake! https://t.co/DA7Q2EyPXv

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Leading my clan into battle like:
@WorldofWarships

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If the first thing you do when you come home from work is have your first pee of the day - you may be a teacher.

#SaveOurBladders

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@MuffinSadistic Gotta be #4 everything else looks like it wants to mug me.

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@Earth_Updates Please make purple purple-er. 💜

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@Micylaaa If you are expected to bring a Merlot to a party, but you bring Rose. That's bad, so it's a bogey. Too many strokes.

If you reach the pin in fewer strokes, you brought a pinotage. That's birdie.

I'd you use even FEWER strokes, that's like bringing a Shiraz. That's eagle.

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@AngryCops Good day Drill Sergeant. I appreciated this video, as it speaks about building fraternity instead of encouraging elitism. I took a stab at rewriting the Battle Hymn of the Corp.

No disrespect to any members of the service. Except Snoke - of course.

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@D4RKL1NG The problem with this gif is that this face has more animation than any NPC's

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@MuffinSadistic @Remnant_Game more eyeballs! So many people are going to have a great Christmas Holiday because of this!

Well done!

[Remnant 2 - Europe @Remnant_Game_EU]

#Remnant2, together with its acclaimed predecessor Remnant: From the Ashes, is coming to #XboxGamePass! 👀

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Saying goodbye to a group of people is hard. So I tend to just fade away - which runs contrary to my nature to confront things that bother me

But if I do open my mouth, I'll cause more hurt than if I don't.

So is it cowardice or consideration that I'm suffering from?

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At least the actors will be able to move their faces.
And bodies.
https://t.co/U7C7VMAgmE

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Scratch's ball will now be harder to lose. If you lost his ball, go see him at camp and he might give it back. (Ball warranty voided for chasm-related accidents.)

Who the HELL is losing my best boi's balls? @baldursgate3

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@D4RKL1NG If his work was so godly, wouldn't he need for nothing?

Oh wait...I get it now

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@BarneySimon Taylor Momsen of @TPROfficial she's incredible.

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@MuffinSadistic Oh no...festive Z is upon us.

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Not well.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

It’s 3am and you see this.

How do you react?

[Dododex 🦤 @Dododex]

The ARK Discord has devolved into complete toxic chaos. Even with 2-hour chat cooldowns, the chat was flooded with ASCII penises, giant ASCII racist slurs, and copy/paste chain rants. Death threats and horrible, disgusting comments to devs.

Props to their mods. 🫶