you guys i hate to be that person, but i absolutely fucking love that i am from nevada. i get really hyped about being native to the southwest. it makes me feel cool.
why aren’t remotes neon green or glow in the dark or some shit? you mean to tell me that you shrink down remotes to be smaller than phones and dont expect people to rage bc they cant find the tiny fucker?
just know that if i fuck with you in this current stage of my life, you’ve made it past the edit and i have reflected on how i want your energy around mine. everyone else, i pressed that delete button in my mind. i ain’t got the time man.
the people who end up in your life are far greater than anyone you could ever wish was there but isn’t. time constantly moves and people change. who the universe places in front of you in the present moment is divine synchronization. trust that.
it’s funny too bc i told them a reason i quit was bc their daughter caused me much anxiety and stress but she’s probably reading this tweet rn even tho she doesn’t follow me. creepy people man. find a hobby.
i’ve never had to worry about a former employer stalking me after i quit and needing to block their entire family and people they know. get a life lol these “family businesses ” be crazy y’all. acting like the movie get out for real.
not me gushing over the flowers my bf got me and him saying he’ll always love me, and then pointing out that there are 1 million rohingya muslims displaced in bangladesh with no country to return to in the same text thread 🙃 i am romance.