diana

i'm about as tall as a shotgun and just as noisy. she/hers.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@RalphsFamous beautiful day for an ice. not a beautiful day when i saw i’d been charged $12.45 for one small. please advise asap.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@CapitalOne how long should it take for a global entry reimbursement? it's been 2+ billing cycles by now. tnx.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@JKub_eXtreme you’re joking right? right??

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@JKub_eXtreme in the middle of an absolutely miserable divorce - “you should lose weight. how much do you weigh? it’s too much, whatever it is.”

[diana @dianadoesnt]

hey @UPS i’m outside one of your stores and have been for 40 minutes. was dropped off because i have a few 100lbs. package…so can’t really go anywhere now. store should’ve been open at 10. no way to get a live human on the phone. anyone alive and actually helpful?

[diana @dianadoesnt]

so, bc i couldn’t predict the future to know that i would be sick 48 hours before a show, i’m losing money.

i’m being penalized for being responsible enough to not want to be among a theater full of people.

fuck that. never using @TodayTix again and you shouldn’t either.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@AerLingus had to cancel a flight to dublin due to covid exposure. need to cancel the return flight which was on your line. am i just out my $700+ now? can't find correct info online.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@Delta how soon before departure do i need in order to cancel?

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@BreadsBakery are you open on the 26th?

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@CapitalOne trying to access my 2020 bank statements online and they...apparently don't exist? please advise.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

rabbit, rabbit.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@TDBank_US do your banks still cash bonds for non-account holders? 🤞

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@Lightlife hey, veggie teacher here, very excited bc i heard there's a coupon for teacher appreciation week. can't find it on your site, pls help!

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@WhatsApp bf’s messages since september were missing this morning. he tried to restore bc he has a daily backup and now he’s missing all photos and videos across all chats. help?

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@huntakillerinc canceled my subscription today. received a confirmation of cancellation AND a confirmation of a new order (?!) at the exact same time @ 10:08. now i'm being charged for 6 months i don't want. please advise.

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@GetSpectrum no internet for over an hour in manhattan - info?

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@USPSHelp

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@USPSHelp @USPS i sent certified mail from the upper east side to harlem on august 21 - it hasn't moved or been updated since august 25 - any info on that?

[diana @dianadoesnt]

@USPSHelp @USPS i sent certified mail from the upper east side to harlem on august 21 - it hasn't moved or been updated since august 25 - any info on that?