diana shao

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when I succeed: what dumb luck! had nothing to do with me

when I fail: I am a failure

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

For those who are wondering why so much attention has been focused on the response of the Capitol Police to the Trump-inspired riots, here’s a data-driven article that provides some useful frame of reference.

https://t.co/MAdlWGRd23

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[+ Mark O'Connell @rfkram]

I can move diagonally on this floor.

[𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜 @Rlawsonnnn]

A child: what’s that?

Me holding an oreo milkshake: it’s spicy you won’t like it.

[aishwarya @ash_americash]

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

[Greg James @gregjames]

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

#Oscars Moment: @ParasiteMovie wins for Best Picture.

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

It’s official! #Oscars

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

I will never fucking meal prep the daily chaotic search for food is my thrust in life arguably my sole purpose

[diana shao @dianashao01]

@chrissyteigen TRICKY TOWERS

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Ready for another AirPods Pro giveaway? Got five pairs this time. Just RT and you're in! Giveaway open worldwide, winners will be picked on Monday. Good luck!

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

this isn't really what twitter is for, but ten years ago today my son died and I basically never talk about it with anyone other than my wife. it's taken me ten years to realize that I want to talk about it all the time.

this is about grief

[⚜️ @tarrrj]

I was wondering how you could describe colour to a blind person and after doing some research, I found these answers and it’s so fascinating

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

A day I will never forget! Thank you

[Garrett Gilchrist @TygerbugGarrett]

Imagine. She's got her Avengers candy bag. She's dressed up as The Wasp for Halloween, escorted by her father, Paul Rudd, who played Ant-Man, in the actual blockbuster film, Ant-Man and the Wasp.

But he's decided to go as Weird Al Yankovic

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10