Ms. Keaton

if you are reading this there is a pretty high chance that you are a huge piece of shit

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

I'm gonna have to send a big fuck you to cody miller for reasons that I'm sure everyone is completely aware of by now

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@calilokin @deeguschrist I have elaborate plans to kidnap both of your first born children and infect them with irreversible diseases

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

I love when people ask you to do something again so they can Snapchat it! It loses absolutely no comical value when it is forcedly repeated

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@calilokin Key word EARNING

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@logantestermanbreathingdownyourneck group message .... Should Lokin be apart of our group message or not... this is the final decision

[VELVEETA @CheesyVelveeta]

Have 25 mins? Then #VELVEETA One Pot Cheesy Chicken & Broccoli Rice is your ticket to a dangerously delish dinner: https://t.co/LQaekrO5iW

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

Your body is your home so make sure to pack it with drugs and alcohol on a regular basis

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@calilokin we've been homies since we were 8 years old man I though you were someone I could trust!!!!! #trustnoone #everymanforhimself

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@calilokin you think apologizing is gonna fix shit broooo!!! Your trippin!!After all I've done for you man:// you better watch out bro!!!

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

When you think you have a true friend, but @calilokin turns out to just be a backstabbing piece of shit that fucks your girl :////

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

The easiest way to get in her pants is through her nose.....am I right?!?!?!?

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@calilokin you got something to say bro!!! Say it to my face brooo!!!!!! I eat pusssies like you for breakfast bro!!! I don't give a fuck!!

[OOKAY @Ookay]

my new hobby is making these

[Do LaB @TheDoLaB]

Meet you at the Do LaB Stage! 🌴

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

@girlscouts fuck you

[Botta @ze_botta]

putting cabo to sleep has to be in the top 10 most difficult things ever.

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

Shout out my boy @calilokin! This morning he got out of the hospital after being in a 3 month long cocaine induced coma! ❤️you daeg

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

Using live music performances as a valid excuse to attend to your love for taking thizz

[Ms. Keaton @dianekeatonnn]

When I die cremate me and make me a pressed pill