Diane Kang

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

Last couple weeks of pregnancy kicking my butt.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

GPS: eta 8:24
GPS: faster route available. Save 6 minutes
GPS: eta 8:28

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I got so used to driving the Tesla that when I drove the accord I accidentally turned on the windshield wipers when I wanted to shift gears and if that’s not first world problems then I don’t know what is.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I feel like simple makeup routines only work for pretty people.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

It’s unfair how some women just get a baby bump while I gain weight everywhere else too!!!!!

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I often think about that episode in stairway to heaven when the main character’s stepbrother asks her for yellow paint and she hands him green and he figures out she can’t see well while I just thought that’s how everyone’s vision was 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

@jester_k1 It’s literally the worst thing I do every day. I’m gonna get fat just from eating endless snacks while I drive. Oh also maybe from being pregnant

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

GPS told me I’d be home in 49 minutes. I drove for 22 minutes and it said eta 43 minutes.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

It is appalling how many of my friends think it’s “sneak peak.”

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I’m so sick of the cold weather.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

Yesss it’s the weekend. I can set my alarm for 7am instead of 6 👌🏼

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

It makes me sad that Eli is not as important to some people in my life as I thought he’d be.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

Jae said his favorite sailor scout as a kid was sailor MERCURY whom I hated because she was so boring and nice and he ended up marrying a sailor Mercury 🥲

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I wonder what all the people who went on summer missions are doing with their lives.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

IKEA worker: happy lunar new year!
Me: thank you!

Jae to me later: you see how she didn’t say that to anyone else?? That’s racist.
Me: …we are the only Asians in here.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I should have gone skydiving before I had a child. So much more to lose now 🫠

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

I hate when actors in movies/shows based on books are so off the mark with the character description. It doesn’t help that Chris Evans plays every main character in my head either.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

Scammers on Facebook marketplace get so mad when you call them out lol.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

Maybe if everyone on singles inferno stopped going to the gym/CrossFit/tennis/lacrosse/hiking 5x a week they’d be able to be in a relationship.

[Diane Kang @dianeskang]

Burned out. Not sure if I’ll survive the upcoming holiday festivities.