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"A wild card" - a chef I used to work with
"You're cute but kind of a fucker" - some guy on Tinder
"Feed u so u know it’s real” - my work husband

[d i a n e @dianetbh]

The smartest thing I ever did was make a career out of my propensity for overthinking.

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Eyeing this tiny but mighty microfiction challenge 👀 https://t.co/2a41ktp4uP Anyone else?

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We’re all just going to go on calling it Twitter, right? K, cool

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Really saddened to hear about @dooce's passing. I grew up reading Heather's blogs.

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Boomers really trying to find any way possible to shaft future generations before they die out. #CancelStudentDebt

[Nat ⁷_☕️🌿💜 @Natalia05_25]

Why are we not shouting this from the rooftops?

Why are newspapers failing to report this??

The hypocrisy.

#CancelStudentDebt

[Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy]

The US won't #CancelStudentDebt but it will cancel #OceansGate billionaires' debt, which they didn't even need.

[Liberal Jane @liberaljanee]

✨Women hold 2/3s of the outstanding student loan debt nationwide, and Black women have the highest student debt among any group (in part because of wage inequalities!)

Student loan relief is a racial and economic justice issue. #CancelStudentDebt

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“I feel like every thought I’ve ever had has been verbalised.” — @jessmenace

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I’m most at peace when when it’s hot outside and I’m in my stupid lil air conditioned house 😌

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Therapist: Tell me a story that showcases your inner self.
Me: At my last tattoo appt, I brought my kindle and read through most of a terrible book instead of having to make small talk with my (very nice) tattoo artist for 4 hours

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Women are infinitely harder to befriend than men and crows

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Chronic oversharer who struggles to get through basic neighbourly interactions and small talk. Anyone else?

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The group chat:
Me:

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I genuinely struggle to use wired headphones now. I keep walking away and pulling my phone off my desk

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I'm *actually* addicted to buying outerwear. It's becoming a genuine problem.

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Seeing Past Lives solo and I brought a pack of Kleenex with me LFG

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I was gifted a Kindle in 2013 that sat unused for the better part of 9 YEARS. Now I read about a book a week on it. But I no longer know how to read physical books

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I just want to let everyone know that I had to memorise the Jabberwocky poem in 6th grade for extra credit and I still know all the words by heart

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I just wanna go on the record and say that butternut squash ravioli is gross and should be cancelled

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Why is the last sip out of any water bottle just absolutely galling