Dian Noviantika

[joao @tsylorism]

acabei de recusar uma ligação desconhecida e agora tô com medo de ter sido a taylor me ligando pra me convidar pro casamento

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Photographer Elston Webster shows what rain looks like underwater.

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

full of milk

[escapism•95 @1995Escape]

Anehnya adalah, secepet itu mereka bisa shut down fitur media sosial, tp gabisa berantas situs judol. Artinya apa? ya, mereka hanya nyingkirin hal yang merugikan MEREKA, bukan KITA 🤭

[Reza Ikal @rezkal_]

dipalak sri mulyani, ditolol-tololin sahroni, ditabrak polisi.

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Sad astronout 👨‍🚀

[Dian Noviantika @dianvtk]

@FirstMediaCares min cek dm

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

"Halo Tim IT? Ini dari Tim Accounting, Tax, and Finance"
"Ya? Gimana?"
"Kita perlu ubah aplikasi kita buat ngeprint invoice sama kuitansi, soalnya PPN-nya berubah."
"Oh, jadinya turun ya? Jadi 11%? Gak jadi 12%? Tinggal ganti angka itu mah"
"Engg... Enggak gitu kak"
"He? Jadi turun apa enggak nih?"

***

"Jadi di invoice sama kuitansinya, label PPN-nya kita tulis tetep 12%."
"Terus? Kalau gitu kan misalnya harga kita jual 10.000.000, berarti PPN-nya 1.200.000?"
"Enggak, tetep 1.100.000 walaupun PPN-nya 12%."
"Hah? Gimana-gimana? Jadi kita cuma ngubah angka di labelnya, tapi gak ngubah nominalnya?"
"Kurang lebih gitu. Undang-undangnya gak berubah, PPN-nya tetep 12%. Tapi ada Peraturan Menteri yang ngakalin supaya jadi 11%."
"Heh? Elu main-main sama gue apa gimana?"
"Enggak bang, emang gitu. Jadi Dasar Pengenaan Pajaknya bukan harga."
"Hah? Terus apa?"
"DPP-nya 11/12 dari harga kak"
"..."

***

"Hello, this is your overseas client."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"We bought your product for IDR 10.000.000 a unit, and it said that the VAT is 12%. Previously it was 11%."
"Oh yeah, the government changed it by law."
"But, why is the tax value is IDR 1.100.000? Are you sure it is not a mistake?"
"No, it is not."
"What? Explain to me?"
"..."

***

"Halo kak IT?"
"Ya?"
"Kayaknya kita perlu update lagi aplikasinya. Klien kita banyak yang bingung."
"Jadi di bawah harga, kasih baris 'Dasar Pengenaan Pajak'"
"Yang 11/12 kemarin?"
"Iya."
"Bentar, itung dulu."
"Ditunggu kak."
"Jadi misal baris pertama: Total harga = 'Rp 10.000.000', baris kedua: Dasar Pengenaan Pajak 11/12 Harga = 'Rp 9.166.666,67', baris ketiga baru PPN 12% = 'Rp 110.000'. Gitu?"
"Iya kak, betul"
"..."

***

"Oh ya kak lupa."
"Apa lagi?"
"11/12 itu dibikin bisa diganti-ganti ya kak."
"Hah? Jadi ini belum tentu fix selamanya?"
"Kata legal gitu kak, jaga-jaga kalau ada peraturan menteri baru lagi."
"Jadi bisa jadi berapa aja tuh 11/12? Jangan-jangan bisa jadi 15/12 atau 20/12 apa gimana?"
"Kata legal bisa-bisa aja kak, gak ada aturan yang ngelarang."
"..."

***

"Hello, this is your overseas client."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"I am even more confused now. Why is the tax base 11/12 of the price?"
"The government decided that."
"What?"
"Yes, they just release the regulation."
"When?"
"Yesterday."
"Wait a minute. They can change whenever they want? So, let's say next month, they can change the number '11/12' to another number?"
"..."

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

How beautiful! ❤️

When her baby wouldn't stay without the mother, she brought the child onto the dance floor, and they danced together ...

[R. Torry Jatiprakoso (TJ) @Torriosh]

Di Bandara ketemu 3 orang bule yang nampak kebingungan.

Coba nanyain dan ternyata salah satunya kehilangan hp karena ketinggalan di taksi.

Untungnya naik Bluebird.
Coba bantuin dan akhirnya hapenya balik 🥹

[Dian Noviantika @dianvtk]

@____alohomora lop ibuk dosen!🫶🏻💖

[Dian Noviantika @dianvtk]

@mrstalodia pasti w kan, ngaku🥺

[Dian Noviantika @dianvtk]

🤪🤪

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Record labels set to enforce new rules that prevent artists from re-recording their projects from 10-30 years following the success of ‘Taylor's Version.’ (via Billboard)

[Dian Noviantika @dianvtk]

send a dm if you’re interested
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[ɐlopıɐ. @mrstalodia]

permishiiii mau numpang tukar tiket ROC dari festival ke seating area. 2pax ya 🙏🏻 #ROC #rexorangetour #ROCtiket #wts

[ɐlopıɐ. @mrstalodia]

permishiiii mau numpang tukar tiket ROC dari festival ke seating area. 2pax ya 🙏🏻 #ROC #rexorangetour #ROCtiket #wts

[LANY @thisisLANY]

last week, our debut album crossed over a billion streams on spotify. ur the best and we love u. lany forever 🌹

[miguel @cowboyinwoods13]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS PERFORMING ANTI HERO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A 1975 CONCERT OMFG?!?!

[Dian Noviantika @dianvtk]

*meratapi nasib liat story temen*