🌱Daphne Prima🌷

🌈It ain’t easy bein green -K Frog🌱 Writer | Bookworm | Doodler

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

Shocking the koi fish at the botanical gardens with a sapphic engagement 🥰💖💍

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

Did you know that scientists have confirmed it’s physically impossible to write when you have the finale from Moulin Rouge stuck in your head #writerproblems

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

Things my wife says completely unprompted: “if Chris Pratt ever wins an Oscar there is no god.”

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

Sometimes I think about the month my gas bill was $2 because we spent a whole month cooking on the grill and I wonder if we really need a stove

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I like that banks are like “We’re open but like only until everyone’s actually available to go to the bank. Then we go home.”

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I hate being on Booktok and Bookstagram because they try to trick me into writing in the margins of my books by having cute handwriting. My handwriting isn’t cute this is a trap

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@gloria_anna9 Model energy 🌸

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I’m literally obsessed with these pictures of Kermit sitting at my mom’s dining table he literally just sat like this for two hours

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I just want cute little illustrations at the top of chapters in adult fiction is that too much to ask

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Every day I beat my dog (put on his anxiety sweater) and make him gruel for breakfast (scrambled eggs) and lock him away from his dear friends (stop him from breaking into the neighbors yard) and refuse to let him drink (from my latte)

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

My new toxic trait is when I start an episode of a podcast I didn’t mean to I whisper “noo quiet voice 🤫”

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Fighting the desire to run down to my basement and get all my garden stuff because I know we’re gonna get like one more blizzard that destroys all my wind chimes but also I want to sit on my porch and watch the rain ☔️

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

@gloria_anna9 The only correct answer

[bii 🎀 @biifolio]

✨QRT with your Pokéribbons🎀of the zodiac!✨

Sun, Moon, Rising and Venus images below!

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[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

You ever think “wow my friend sent me something silly and I love the silly thing and my friend let me respond to them” and then accuse them of witchcraft and working with the devil

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When someone in a book says the name of a real life social media platform:

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

gf: are u even listening to me?

me: (pensively taking a sip from a candle) in what regard ?

[🌱Daphne Prima🌷 @Diaphera]

If y’all can’t tell I’m ready for #spring

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@sofiaxaguilar I always end up getting too swept up in ✨The Vibe✨ and leave over caffeinated with max 500 words done

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Going through old pictures and here are the top 4 baby pictures of Kermit that have the power to emotionally destroy me #puppylove