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i'll be better on saturn

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@TimmySampana hahah yes and he was very skeptical of that too

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told my dad I’ve started going to the movies myself sometimes and he acted so embarrassed like I’m a loser 🫠 coolcoolcoolll

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@TimmySampana The sheep detectives hahaha

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@TimmySampana right?! I was proud of myself for doing it so it didn’t feel good to have my dad look at me like I’m a freak 🥲

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countdown to chicago: officially less than two weeks until i start my roadtrip up ahhhh🤯

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@lilydsmith ahh gotcha - that’d be a monster ring lol

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KC…I wasn’t familiar with your game

[pri skiii @couldntbepri]

that pink suit was a misdirect of hell

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I genuinely didn’t realize how many people I know and/or follow who live in NYC…almost every single IG story is someone celebrating the knicks win lol like what the hell I literally live in spurs country!

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@WRBolen @ClamsAndCockles i'm so happy y'all are covering this show! can't wait to watch the pod later

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guess I picked a good time to move out of my apartment complex!

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my Airbnb backs up to a parking lot with a Venezuelan food truck and a coffee truck…how many arepas is too many arepas for the next three weeks? 🤭

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of course it’s 90 degrees with 87% humidity on the final day of my move!

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why on earth would you need to connect northwest indiana with chicago for a chicago team...? this is wild

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

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hahaha this is the best finals ever

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

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@staysage @kelseyinsilence

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@kelseyinsilence @kathleen_hanley Hahahha

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i'm never leaving twitter

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

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@counterscottGO @AlRCW90

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the only man I trust 👑👑👑

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS MVP 🔥